comedian. hairy. debut album SWEATIN with Helium Comedy Records, link below ⬇️
Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2009
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I do sort of feel bad for prominent journalists in times like this because they feel like they have to say something really but can’t come up with anything profound. lots of people just defaulting and posting like “this is one of the most historic times in history”
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Don’t stop talking about Palestine.
Don’t stop talking about Sudan.
Don’t stop talking about Congo.
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FACT: Ohio is for Union Lovers 😏✊
Following Columbus's win earlier today, the Westgate store in Toledo, OH just WON their union election!!!!
AND WORKERS WON IT WITH A WILD 19-1 VOTE!!! LETS GO TOLEDO!!!!!!! teapaw.org/SBWorkersUnited/status…
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BREAKING: The House just passed an $895,000,000,000 Pentagon budget.
ALT A screenshot of live C-SPAN coverage. 2025 Defense Programs & Policy. On Passage, HR 8070 had 211 yea, 3 nay votes, and 4 not voting from House Republicans. It had 6 yea, 196 nay, and 11 not voting from House Democrats. In total, it received 217 yea votes, 199 nay votes, and 15 not voting.
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Joe Biden has said 'what is happening in Gaza is not genocide' following an arrest warrant request by the International Criminal Court prosecutor for Benjamin Netanyahu.
trib.al/d8vzXMG
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When I grow up I want to become Cate Blanchett, and have the subtlety to think the carpet is already red, so I can just wear a black & white dress with green lining to make such a strong point. #cannes2024
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I've been heartbroken all day over Ahmad Shabat.
An Israeli airstrike hit him, his parents and his four siblings. He survived, they didn't.
Then they hit him and his father's relatives. He survived, they didn't.
Then they hit him and his uncle. He survived, his uncle didn't.
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My new special / album is out today. Hope you like it. Tell a friend.
album.link/jokejokejoke
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a joke attributed to nasreddin, a medieval turkish humorist
ALT image text: Nasreddin’s neighbor came to his house and asked to borrow his donkey. Nasreddin said “I’d be happy to, but he’s currently on loan to another friend of mine.” Just then, they heard the donkey bray from behind Nasreddin’s house. “But I can hear him at your house.” Nasreddin said “I can’t believe you’d take a donkey’s word over mine.”
Mike Szar retweeted
It’s interesting how every election year the national media obsessively focuses on the swing-state politics of Ohio, but then when there’s a mushroom cloud of carcinogens detonated over Ohio, the same national media barely even mentions it.
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The image of Edward Norton holding the Geico Gecko’s hand at the end of Fight Club suddenly popped into my head and then I felt compelled to make it.
Carrie (vo): I couldn’t help but wonder: when it came to Big, could we float to the ocean, or would we get shot down?
Carrie: they were saying it was a weather balloon
Miranda: oh sure: “I’m a weather balloon”, “I’m ready for commitment”, guys will say anything
Samatha: I’ll tell you what else got hit with a missile last night…
Charlotte: Stop!