JSN is a fucking alien. #Seahawks

MobLand is a show about that we should talking about more. It’s fantastic. #Mobland

College football is all about money. Most people don’t realize how many booster checks will not be written because of this loss. It was an expensive fuck up for Sark. #Hookem

Texas, you deserve this. Shit coaching, shit play. A well-earned L. #Hookem

This season of Slow Horses so far is shiite.

Ok Cowboys fans: Do you prefer “Dak Asskott” or “Ass Preskott?” #DallasCowboys

I miss the times when albums were built like this. @davidclowery

The Fever don’t know what to do on the floor. They’re making it up as they go along. And just heaving threes. Doesn’t seem like they have actual plays to run. #Fever

Aja may have won some shit in her pro career (mostly because she is an enormous woman) but she isn’t the face of the WNBA. This is because she is an insufferable snowflake void of any charming personality traits. The cameras and the microphones don’t like her. It’s basic science.

That Stella Swiftie chick was all over everyone’s timeline a few weeks ago, now she has vanished. I’m not complaining, but it’s peculiar.

I swear PCA looks like the white suburban coke dealer that occasionally had some ecstasy that he’d sell you at the dance club.

CC grabs a rebound, runs the floor, makes a layup. Announcer: “That was all Alyah Boston” #Fever

Went to get a beer after Cowboys game. Came back to the tv to see the most vile shit my eyes can’t unsee. A bunch of queers with lasers shooting out of their assholes and a 92 year old Madonna cootermaxxing. Fuck you #VMAs

I love the commentary of @RyanDLeaf Dude is insightful, humble, honest and humorous. Legend. 🫡

Texas is THE worst coached team in the nation.

I love the fact that Herbstreit’s mic is toast. I hate the fact that he still keeps talking. As only he would. #HookEm #RealUT

Jordan Love is so ass it’s like I’m watching an Adam Sandler football movie. #TNF #GreenBay

The Fever have big in AB and an excellent passer in CC and all the do is launch threes. Terrible coaching. #IndianaFever #WNBA

Great news Horns fans! We just got a guaranteed W! Also, fuck Peyton. #HookEm

#1 team in the nation struggling to score against UTSA. What in the actual F. #HookEm