@Mikejones

Business and tractor owner. Referee. Husband. Tech Nerd. UFC Analyst. Comedian. Business Inquiries only: 2813308004

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Joined August 2015
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why are steve jobs eyebrows like that?
2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 23
Apple releases its new portable digital music player, the iPod. It has 5GB of space and 10 hours of battery life.
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how i feel this week
Mike P
@mikepat711Oct 23
I am a victim
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be the CEO that addresses reality and backs your employees. too many soft people cosplaying leaders nowadays
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 23
Employees who trust their CEO and senior leaders are 41% more likely to be engaged at work, per ADP CEO
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Officially the proud owner of the @MikeJones tag.
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#8 went for the big hit instead of recovering the onside? 😂
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You know kiddo, back in my day cars didn’t even fly
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Yall are too quick 😂
Chris Bakke
@ChrisJBakkeOct 16
When I try to roll the windows down in my Roadster and I accidentally launch the car 60 feet into the air
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😖
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Dick Butkus has to be the worst given name in earths history, right?
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just got a thank you card in the mail…. Do I reach out and tell them thank you for the thank you card, or do I reach out and say you’re welcome?
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How many people would be named entree if it didn’t mean, like, meal or whatever?
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MILF
Coach Dan Casey
@CoachDanCaseySep 28
Man, I love football.
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just created my own after-work club. dm to join. serious inquiries only
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“No sweetheart, you can’t build your own NFL quad-box Multiview Daddy’s watching his fantasy players right now”
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I just told a 61 year old guy that he didn’t look a day over 45 and he seemed offended. Is that not a compliment? It was supposed to be 🫣
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It’s 3 am, who wants to talk about football?
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How is there a mini cooper if there’s no normal sized cooper?
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dont worry about creases! it's "nearly crease-free"
Apple Hub
@theapplehubSep 8
What to expect from the iPhone 18 Pro, iPhone 18 Pro Max, and foldable iPhone based on the latest rumors 🔥
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Not cool
Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesiasSep 4
Fun game, draw a random life out of what we know about the entire history of human population statistics. I died at six months old in Bronze Age Southeast Asia. anyhumanever.com/
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