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Mike van Acker

@MikevanA

Stand up comedian, radio guy, writer, lousy but passionate musician. Trivia Tribe head honcho. Views expressed are my own, and are usually ignored.

 Brisbane Qld Australia
mikevanacker.com.au
Joined March 2009
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I entered the HAMILTON $10 Lottery on @TodayTix! Tap to enter: todaytix.com/Brisbane/shows/…
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This week at the Sit Down: @kelbalnaves, @EmmaJZammit, @MikevanA & MORE!! Website. Tickets. You know what to do. standup.com.au/ ((but just in case you don't: buy some tickets. That's what you should do))
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#NRLCowboysEels bunker can go back a minute to find high contact but not call an obvious forward pass. Cool cool cool. #broken
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Right then. Who substituted the Wests Tigers for the Qld team at half time? This is going to get ugly! #Origin
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May I just quietly say: I tipped 8 from 8 in the NRL this week. Never done that before and I’ve been tipping for years. This is a happy moment.... #NRL – at Brisbane, Queensland
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The AEC is still looking for workers for the election tomorrow! Anyone want a gig? #auspol #planning – at Brisbane, Queensland
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Watching Clive on Ch 10, who just introduced Craig Kelly as ‘The next prime minister of Australia’.... #bless #auspol  – at Brisbane, Queensland
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Early this afternoon a journo friend said to me ‘I predict there’ll be a national security issue incident before this election campaign is done!’ Two hours later.... #auspoll2022 #auspol – at Brisbane, Queensland
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Really interesting to me that the fact 100’s of items were quietly removed from Medicare last year hasn’t had more coverage in the debates/campaign. Does that mean Albo approves of the cuts? #auspol
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The winner (based on the 9 people who were able to get through and vote) is…. #auspol
As the debate turned to aged care and the claim by the PM that he was the whistleblower on the issue, I remembered it was bin night. #auspol #justsaying #metaphor
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I have found a big bag of lollies in the pantry. Using them to bribe myself to watch the debate. #auspol
Recently released offenders are valuable employees. Here’s something I did on @abcbrisbane today: abclisten.page.link/ivsQ8TdA…
Queensland Afternoons with Katherine Feeney - ABC listen

Queensland Afternoons with Katherine Feeney - ABC listen

Be entertained and informed as you navigate the school pick up with Katherine Feeney.

abc.net.au
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Is it just me or is the standard of goal kicking really poor so far this season? Don’t recall it being an issue at the start of previous seasons! #NRL
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My name is Scott, and I've got a cat. 🐱

Have you met ScoMo's fluffy cat? | Sammy J (S5 Ep5)

ScoMo has a fluffy cat.

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#SurvivorAU quite a lot of talk about ballbags tonight… #awkward
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#NRL Well. After what I thought was a strong off-season where I studied the changes to the teams, paid attention to injuries etc, I find myself 0-3 in the NRL footy tipping. This is appalling. I may need to sack the coach and start again…
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Who doesn’t love an (almost) length of the field intercept try? #NRLBroncosSouths
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#NRLBroncosSouths I’ve seen a lot more blatant forward passes than that waved through!
A couple of years ago I interviewed Warnie on radio. Right at the end I said ‘thanks Warnie - someday I want to have a beer with you’. He laughed and said ‘Sure mate, let’s do that…’. Guess not. #warne #RIPWarne #RIPWarney
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