when my wife asks how many beers I’ve had but I don’t remember

Camel Toe is highly underrated

Ordered a QP w/cheese on @UberEats just now It cost me $25 The way I see it If a drunk guy was on my couch and offered to go get burgers I’d buy his food and mine and maybe never see him again At least now I know I’m gonna eat Also don’t hear him snore on my couch Win

A few years ago you needed someone smart to be a DEV now your gay retarded neighbor can drop 100 coins a day This killed memes @Pumpfun killed memes Broccoli head faggots 🥦

I’m not bullish yet I’m buy curious

If trump gives me $5,000 I’m spending it on ads for fraud for yall that hate on him 10000x potential Gay boys

Wish I had left in 2021 Didn’t think the local pub Would turn into a gay bar

If you’re white Stay strong Brown People Hate us for no reason But live off of our taxes

Can’t believe yall bought a tiny penis coin and it went down

Skinny Chinese guy named kimchi Rugged you for money Send me the rest of your money I’ll get the first half back

No crying in the casino That’s fair But we let 10 year olds in the crypto casino and they love making $17 Now nobody can good because a 5th grader is dropping all the coins I don’t even like BTC but it’s the safest bet here

Take me back to when holding was fun Take me back to NFTs Take me back to 2021 Fuck Just delete these skinny broccoli heads Also the fat orange kid Take me back to bull posting Take me back to raiding Take me back to @0xapes flooding the TL with yellow I hate this part

These are the clowns buying this shit Can’t read a book But think they understand AURA I’m glad your $27 got drained

Buy fried chicken coins Not Sesame chicken coins

This is who you’re trading against

If you bought a tiny Chinese boys coins Quit now You’ll only keep losing If it’s not a cat or fried chicken Don’t buy it This is financial advice

I hate politics But don’t think you’re a democrat Cuz you don’t like trump Remember what the Dem did during Covid Masked you up and jabbed you with holes and threatened your life if you didn’t That’s Nazi shit Trump Forever

My nutsack is humongous Decent dick But these balls Gigantic