Misnomer

If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear Rio employs a guy whose job it is to make the exterior of the building make less sense than the last time you saw it.

Going bananas Downtown! 🍌🍌

Downtown Halloween is wiiiiiillllld you guys.

Checking my kid’s candy. Concerned that there might be a razor in this one.

Vegas hotel room carpeting is 85% polyester, 10% nylon, and 5% flicked boogers.

🎃

Absolutely pouring in Vegas rn.

Meh.

Bill came to $80,000 thanks for joining me

Getting pretty full, guys.

Figured I’d better order dessert.

I was still hungry so I ordered this steak.

Then I ate this duck, can you imagine??!?

You’re probably thinking, “You didn’t keep eating stuff, did you?” I sure did.

Undeterred, I ate this too.

I just kept right on eating.

Then I went right ahead and ate this too.

I ate this too.