Spa therapist, SPMU Artist, Social Wallflower, Feminist, Felinophile, sarcastic,neurospicy,Catholic, a ray of fucking sunshine.
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined June 2018
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Adapoleon 🌥️ retweeted
“Hot slap”? As in, a man will slap me cause I cheated? You will sleep in police station first, so you can cry better 😂
It’s like you are mad. I don’t have a problem if you wanna crash out or yell, or cry, or report but if touch me, you will sleep in the cell for that night.
Please stop faking it, ladies
The first time I faked an orgasm and then he actually made me cùm and I SCREAMED
So I have a confession within a confession. I fake it. A lot. Not with every guy but with most of them because it's easier than giving a thirty minute tutorial on my anatomy and sometimes you just want the sex to end so you can eat a snack and watch something.
Last month I hooked up with this guy from my building. Cute, nice, great kisser. We got to the main event and he was doing his thing and it was... fine. Good enough. After about fifteen minutes I did my usual performance, the moan, the "oh god," the leg shake, the whole production, and he STOPPED and looked at me and said "that was fake."
I was mortified. No one had ever called me out before. He said "I've made women cum before and that's not what it looks or sounds like. You tensed the wrong muscles. Let me actually try."
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Adapoleon 🌥️ retweeted
Not only rig and die o ,once I catch u with bag of money for polling unit that money na our money
This mehn. You saw my tit, okay and ?
Nudity is low-key not a big deal to me at all like one time I was at the club and the strap of my dress cut and you could see my entire boob, I just laced it back and moved on with my life.
Then it slipped again and I didn’t notice till some guy pointed it out, I just thanked /1
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Adapoleon 🌥️ retweeted
him and fixed it and moved on with my life.
Like yeah he saw my boob but okay??
Did heaven fall down?
Idk how to explain it, like I wouldn’t display nudity intentionally but idgaf if it’s seen accidentally like okay it’s just a naked body.
Should we call Bella Hadid??
Adapoleon 🌥️ retweeted
Vote Peter Obi and Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso so we can stop begging for basic amenities and I can focus on being a hot babe.
“You don’t reply much on here”. My dear I don’t reply much anywhere. You will be aired from all corners unless I choose to reply you
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