This my definition of the word ‘fine’:
“Should be fine”: Totally OK, you’ll live another day.
“That’s fine I guess”: Doubting you, but I’ll allow it.
“Fine”: Not impressed, you ass.
“Fine.”: Apologize, now!
“FINE!”: Alright, YOUR FUNERAL.
Me in my 20s: Free drinks? Yes, please.
Me in my 30s: They gave two antiseptic wet wipes? Hell yeah!
This @ThePerezHilton podcast episode was so good, I’ve listened to it twice today! 🔥🫖☕️ podcasts.apple.com/id/podcas…
Turns out I’m still very much a sucker for Austen adaptations 😭😭😂😂
Replying to @MissPika
Wahahahhahaha The Lizzie Bennet Diaries pernah nontonn, tp belum ntn yg Emma! Thanks for the shout out my Austen-obsessed friend 💁🏻♀️
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Happy bidey, @MissPika!
Kittehs love you. 😻😸😽🎉🎂🎁🎀
Ms. P. retweeted
Taking a moment to wish my sister @MissPika a very happy birthday. She enjoyed a 4-day weekend after an event but was stressed out by Covid-19 related work stuff. Now I wish her an unproblematic day @ her newly disinfected office & pray 4 her safe return to the kitties @ home.
When your intern made the brilliant suggestion to “try to watch one episode of Vagabond” and I’m 5 episodes in
23:42 Jakarta time. Long day, longer week. But I'm awake for the #ShanexJeffree palette launch!
No one:
Me: The Politician is the type of motivational speech I need to get out of bed on an average weekday #ThePolitician
Take me back to a time where all I have to send out was about a teeny tiny spa where you can choose million dollars skin care routine to try for 20 minutes.
If you are a friend and you are a teacher, please educate my client. Teach them how to NOT make me roll my eyes a million times during a 50 minute all region conference call in which I got in early. *please send help*
What's so schmick about Danish furniture? Anything in particular different from Swedish ones? What about stuff made in Finland and Norway? *serious question* *needing to know* *work stuff*









