John Cooper Clarke on Buxton. Between 9.55 and 12.55, funniest 3 minutes on a podcast. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
Anyone want to pay me to spend a week (month? YEAR?) living by the the law of the Side Bar of Shame? I will pour myself into things! I will spill out of other things! I will cause a stir!!!!!
I’ve witnessed Tom whip the truth out of people’s mouths many times over the years, thrilled the world gets to hear Tom do another thing he does brilliantly: CHIT CHAT.
Yay!!!
Hello, I've written a book about UK 90s music and the mad alternative creativity of that era, it's called UNCOMMON PEOPLE: BRITPOP AND BEYOND IN 20 SONGS and it's out 24/10/24!! Preorder/buy here shorturl.at/vpMij or here shorturl.at/7ReSL (it looks like a cassette!)
Do I know any journalists covering LDF?? (yes I am being LAZY) but I have a fun thing to talk about.
Insane headline (side note: why don’t people remember writers do not write their own headlines?) BUT, I felt every word of this @caitlinmoran thetimes.com/comment/columni…
hello @RoyalFamily I beg you, please let me do your publicity. I'll have this cleaned up in no time.
Emily Bryce-Perkins retweeted
If you want to understand why the royal family has struggled to respond to the 'where's Kate' chaos, it's because they just can't pay competitively; just £25,600 for a comms assistant for Buckingham Palace! theroyalhousehold.tal.net/vx…
We go through a bunch a day in our house. We’re f*cked.
Banana prices to go up as temperatures rise, says expert bbc.in/3TuPpza
I don’t know who for, but I’m v keen to write about what I wish I’d known before having kids. The Hook: none of it is to do with the actual kids.
Susie has moved desks! Tell all ya friends!
It's not news as such, but self-involved update alert: I've moved desks to the brilliant @timesculture as Editor of the Sunday Times Culture. So keep me posted on good things from the arts
I can just about get my head around things like flour and eggs and the like going up. But... who's making that money? Should I move into the car seat bizz?
(I know it is a privilege to have a baby/ car but) the exact car seat I bought in 2022 for £135 is now £200.
'I want to know Edgeware' has made me HONK
Sarah Jessica Parker says she's obsessed with the London Underground
‘I want to know Edgware', she remarked
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