Mistress Top Tips

Seriously now! If lockdown doesn't end soon I'm going to turn full vanilla! #CorruptionOfMarriedMenIsADistantMemory

Subs! Entertain Mistresses everywhere by emailing them to tell them you are a naughty boy and asking them what they would do to you. They'll appreciate you bigly.

#TimelyTweet #retro

Florida is much warmer than DC. Oh fuck, how do I delete a tweet? MEL!!!!?

Subs! Tell Mistress that you will see her as soon as Lockdown ends. You won't of course, but it helps pass the time, and gives you a warm feeling. #Didntseeherbeforelockdown

Subs! Help your fav Mistresses out, RT like a social media whore for them until you can return back to their delicate embrace and tentacle strap ons. #LockdownLibido #OhSoNOWMasksAreOK #AnalVirginAgain

I'm back Bitches. No, I have never been called The Donald.

Let Mistress know that you *finally* managed to cum...by leaving used toilet paper in her loo #BoomYeah #DontFlushBoast

After disappearing from Earth, return to tell Mistress that your email account was lost, and then disappear again #SheWillBelieveYou

Subs! Take a paper bag with you to session just in case your new Mistress isn't beautiful enough for your libido. #adonissubs

Eat chilli the night before your anal play session. Mistress might think those undigested beans are your actual kidneys! #FoodPlayRocks

Subs, enquire enthusiastically about a booking but then disappear from the face of the Earth. #mystery #puzzle #huh?

A message for the lovely subs, slaves & fetishists who get it right. We ALL fucking love you lot. You make our jobs such a pleasure :) #word

...if not, then you'll at least get a snarky response or two. Congrats, you made Mistresses worldwide snigger at your pathetic ineptitude.

When you mass C&P Mistresses make sure you CC in all of them. They'll be so jealous of your undying devotion they'll fight over you.

Whatever you do, don't follow Mistress' instructions. She's only kidding.

TrooFact#5 all Mistresses want to know your height, muscle tone and if you're really an alpha rather than an anal whore begging for a fuckin

When Mistress bends over somewhere near your groin firmly place your hand on the back of her head. You never know, it might just work

TrooFact#4 Allow Mistress to sit on your face. Let her use your tongue. Be generous. She won't believe how lucky she is.