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Mitch

@MitchTweets

Scrolling instead of healing.

 Atlanta, GA
Joined April 2023
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Somewhere a kid named Braxxtyn is telling his class his parents are content creators
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What do you wanna be for Halloween? I just wanna be okay
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I got Marvel fatigue around 2015 and I have zero clue what is happening in any these movies 😭
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I hate Halloween because what do you mean you’re going as affordable healthcare and you’re dressed as a bottle of Tylenol?
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More Americans have died at the hands of the 2008 florida gators than Ebola
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guy🔞@pluskimonOct 27
petplay but you take me to the vet and put me down
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lana del rey is the poet of our generation because “tell me you’ll always be right here forever” and “that you had them, but you want me better” in the same verse is actually insane
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lana del rey is my muse, my religion, and the reason i’ll never have a healthy relationship with love
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Mexican guy just fired up his leaf blower outside my bedroom window at 8 AM
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I’ll text you
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if i attend your halloween party dressed as her it means i won’t be staying long
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asked my dad what i should be for halloween and he said someone’s employee
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How are Tesla drivers so bad at driving? Isn’t the car doing most of the work?
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you will live in your apartment furnished by temu, with your spouse you found on Instagram eating recipes you learnt on tiktok and be happy
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Normalize cutting the tension in a meeting by ending it with, “We’re all gonna die one day, so none of this really matters.”
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I’m currently getting tv commercials for all the items I added to an Amazon list
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The Dawgs got me nervous about Kentucky and South Carolina now
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“Coming soon to Netflix” girl nobody gaf. Why are you telling me about November?
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Somewhere a kid named Braxxtyn is telling his class his parents are content creators
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I’m excited to spend my $5k trump check at the gay bars
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