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Stable Genius. Pro-Canada 51st State. Yacht owner. sauna enthusiast. Hooters regular. anti- windmill. scratch golfer.

Gulf of America
Joined April 2023
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Thank goodness Mitch McConnell isn’t alive to see this
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Trump nuking Iran the day after he loses the House & Senate.
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Anna Paulina Luna is projected to win re-election. Follow: @AFpost
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Republicans are the party of free and fair elections Democrats are the party of Riggers!
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Democrats are the party of pedophiles and other deviants Republicans are the party of straight intercourse among consenting adults!!
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A vote for democrats is a vote for WW3 A vote for republicans is a vote for peace ☮️
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Fancy a delicious snack? Try JEETOS Flamin’ Hot Poo-fs, made with Mumbai fresh Indian dookie! @VivekGRamaswamy
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If all of a sudden Iran wasn’t there, would you miss it?
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Happy ten year anniversary of the greatest day in sports history to those who celebrate
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I’m 💀 😂
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Truth in advertising!
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If the Democrats win the midterms, they will pass laws that reclassify alpha male friendships as homosexual relationships. Don't let them have their way with you
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I was a beta male for Halloween. It was the scariest day of my life.
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Steak for breakfast. Steak for lunch. Steak for dinner. Steak for late night snack. You can never go wrong with a big juicy steak.
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Replying to @richeyforpa
Alpha males love meat!
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Does he even own a DVD collection? Has he ever even been in a Beef O’Brady’s? Are his championship rings forgeries?
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Congress didn't deserve her smarts and beauty💯 @NancyMace
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