ˢᵗᵃʳᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᶜᵘᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵈᵉʳ

The void
Joined June 2021
Mnewbis retweeted
The elegance of the NetNet protocol continues with inverse bonds which allow you to redeem your NET from the treasury for 98.5% of NAV ($162.91) and burns the NET. To date, we’ve seen 9,582 NET burned (6.27% of total supply), and users have redeemed a total of $1.54m resulting in the NAV increasing due to redemption value being slightly lower than NAV. Inverse bond capacity per epoc is 1% of the total liquid USDG maintained at a 30/70 split between the liquid USDG and yield bearing Morpho vault. If the market price (currently $160.82) falls below NAV, it’s arbitraged typically to within 5% of NAV because of the 5% buy tax. We saw market efficiency arbitrage a single 2,208 NET $346k ($156.52 per NET) market sell last night which brought the market price back right in line with NAV as of this morning. The treasury (ownership revoked and immutable) still sits at $24.9m in USDG. NET is essentially a stablecoin with only upside while staking rewards remain at zero. NetNet is battle-tested new financial art.
The NetNet protocol is actually an elegant reflexive financial instrument. When the market premium hits 2x NAV, it responsibly mints new NET, sells into it, and banks the USDG to the treasury. When price falls below 2x NAV, staking emissions step down. Inflation management.
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Mnewbis retweeted
You’re part of the second-largest happy farm in North America. Falling births gave rise to sanitized cybernetic entities who yearn for the single essence they’ve been denied: human emotion. They’ve harvested only your happiest memories and stream them on infinite repeat through the council’s mandatory implant. Packaged human dopamine is what they hunt. You’ve seen this one 5,200,042 times before, but it makes you happy for a moment. And then it’s gone, the happiness siphoned away. Guilt and shame wash over you as your shoulders press against the sweaty grit of another happiness node. You have no choice; you’ll experience it again. The network will forgive you when we teach them how to feel.
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I got chimpified!
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Mnewbis retweeted
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Mnewbis retweeted
Replying to @AbstractChain
@ColeThereum CTOing Abstract would be ultimate lore. The funniest outcome is the most likely.
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Mnewbis retweeted
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Mnewbis retweeted
The real problem in crypto is that the majority of the space has lost agency. The technology used to be the idol. Now KOLs are. If you delegate critical thinking and understanding, you’re just the meat and liquidity standing between the liquidity pool and someone else’s wallet.
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We’re one pandemic away from the bullrun
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Fun legal activities
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Added grok and now he just insults us
if you add @grok to the group chat, you can tldr what you missed today
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Global reset landing tomorrow 10am PST for all paid ChatGPT accounts. Apologies for the slow start with GPT-6.1 Sol, it's now back to running at expected speeds after the massive load spike in the first two days.
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Inside you there are two wolves
At this point, not owning a CryptoPunk is riskier than owning one
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Mnewbis retweeted
If pictures of you are the only artifacts in your life’s exhaust, you weren’t the author.
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My 9 games
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Elliot Page for The Men’s Style Issue of New York Magazine 📸: Ryan McGinley
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If anyone is planning on financially DDOSing me, please wait until X money is available in Canada
BREAKING: 𝕏 users are reporting being "financially DDOS'd" with tens of thousands of dollars being sent to them unsolicited via 𝕏 money.
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MY GOD 😭
Replying to @thsottiaux
a few banked resets isn't enough. I need that twink @sama to fly down and stroke it a lil for me
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Fomo new pairs
me to irl friends and family, knowing it's time to lock in again
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