Those of you who think climate change and greenhouse effect are myths, take consolation in the fact that evolution doesn’t care what survives. Gravity & evolution don’t care if you believe in them bc they believe in you 🔥

OK, now what?

youtu.be/rfwJgcwE5PY?si=R_ot… Seven Drunken Nights 🎶Oh, as I came home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be, I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be. Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me, who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see, that's a lovely sow that my mother sent to me. Well, it's many a day I travelled, a hundred miles or more, but a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before. And as I came home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be, I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be. So, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me, who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see, that's a woollen blanket that my mother sent to me. Well, it's many a day I travelled, a hundred miles or more, but buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before. And as I came home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be, I saw a pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be. Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me, who owns that pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see, that's a lovely tin whistle that my mother sent to me. Well, it's many a day I travelled, a hundred miles or more,but tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before. And as I came home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be, I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be. Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me, who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see, they're two lovely geranium pots my mother sent to me. Well, it's many a day I travelled, a hundred miles or more, but laces in geranium pots sure I never saw before. And as I came home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be, I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be. Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me, who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see, that's a baby boy that my mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I travelled, a hundred miles or more,but a baby boy with whiskers on sure I never saw before. And as I came home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be, I saw a thing in her right hand where my old thing should be. Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me, who owns that thing in your right hand where my old thing should be? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see, that's a home grown carrot that my mother sent to me. Well, it's many a day I travelled, a hundred miles or more, but hair on a carrot sure I never saw before. And as I came home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be, I saw a man who left the house, and it was after three! So I called me wife, and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me, who was that man who left the house, and it was after three? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see, That's a tax collector who was sent to service me. Well, it's many a day I travelled, a hundred miles or more, But a tax collector satisfied, sure I never saw before🎶 It’s hard to find the full versions of this song. Brobdingnagian Bards do one and other ones involve other changes like who owns the thing inside the thing where my old thing should be

So who else uses their drier as their dresser drawers and skips the folding stage? Guys, I’m looking at you 👀

The Abortion issue is a red herring designed to divide & conquer. The reality is that most abortions are done pharmacotherapeutically using drugs called abortifacients, not the late term curettage image you are flooded with, and look how well the drug laws are doing 🙄. You can’t stop them, you can only make everyone less safe. Let’s worry about things we can change like the 2 party system where the only thing ever done by either party is to show how unfit to govern the other is

Government is only as bad as WE THE PEOPLE allow it to be. How bad will WE let it become? Do you not see the death throes of our way of life? Everything is broken. Fix it by ballot box, before it gets so bad that only bullets will undeceive. Put an end to the 2 party system.

How can anyone vote for either the Republicans or the Democrats? WTF is wrong with you people? The only thing either party has ever done is prove the other unfit to govern. We can’t swing back & forth between 2 extremes like a pendulum when each side keeps making everything worse.

🎶Who killed Davey Moore, why and what’s the reason for ?🎶 And why is there boxing at the White House now ? HL Mencken called it: Nobody ever went broke overestimating the taste of the American 🇺🇸 people, and one day, we will elect an actual moron. Even Mencken’s cynicism could never have conceived of @realDonaldTrump .

Christians they have little christs Upon their back that bitum And little christs have littler christs And so ad infinitum —🙉🙈🙊

What do they call miscarriages in Chicago since Pope Leo got the hat 🎩 ? Da Bortions 🤣

Jesus was a carpenter right ? 🤔

The View From Halfway Down The weak breeze whispers nothing,
the water screams sublime.
My feet shift, teeter-totter,
deep breaths, stand back, it’s time. My toes untouch the overpass,
I’ll soon be water-bound.
My eyes locked shut, I peek to see
the view from halfway down. A little wind, a summer sun
a river rich and regal.
A flood of fond endorphins
brings a calm that knows no equal. I’m flying now, and I see things
more clearly than from ground.
It's all okay, or it would be
were I not halfway down. I thrash to break from gravity, 
what now could slow the drop?
All I’d give for toes to touch,
the safety back at top. But this is it, the deed is done
And silence drowns the sound.
Before I leaped I should have seen,
the view from halfway down. I really should’ve thought about
the view from halfway down. 
I wish I could have known about, 
the view from halfway down.

🧐MD’s Thought Of The Day 💡 I think the reason the lines are so much longer outside of women’s bathrooms stems mostly from the stress and strain involved in not touching the seat 🚽, but that is compounded by incidentals like having to go into your purse 👛 and going in pairs 🗣️. And fractions add up: half the distance to that wall, and half that distance, ad infinitum ♾️, eventually gets to 🥁 that wall. 😃

Love can burn, or love can last, but it can’t do both 😢 —Albert Camus

Bronies in Christ 🫣🤣

…whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, IT IS THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO ALTER OR TO ABOLISH IT… –from the Declaration Of Independence

Why can’t @grok @imagine actually make a video of triceratopterean coitus from a reproductive biology perspective to help Paleobiologists model this process ?

youtu.be/UoKvUYbGu7A?si=2IdH… 🎶Poncho was a bandit boys His horse was fast as polished steel He wore his gun outside his pants For all the honest world to feel🎶 What beautiful lyrics by Townes Van Zandt in his song Poncho and Lefty Lefty kills Pancho and lives a life of regret after betraying his friend. Pure poetry

If I hear Trump use the word “deal” one more time 🤦‍♂️. The art of the deal my ass.