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Conservative screenwriter. Using humor and truth to take wokeness to the woodshed.

Joined October 2023
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Tell us your league is a joke without telling us your league is a joke.
After a weekend of nonstop frantic discussions and negotiation, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be played Thursday at 12:30 pm ET at State Farm Arena in Atlanta, sources told @ramonashelburne. More: spr.ly/6019BH9u3V
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Facts
The attempts to manufacture sob stories don't work anymore - they’ve been exposed as lies and half-truths too many times. If you're here illegally, you're going back. Moussa Diawara belongs in Mali. This nation belongs to Americans.
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Bingo.
You are not caught in limbo when you choose to come here illegally and then face deportation. You are experiencing the consequences of the course of action you chose.
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So crazy it just might work.
Trump aide quips Nicki Minaj could become next White House press secretary, per TMZ.
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Good guy with a gun…
🚨 NEW: Kaylub Giamanco, the HERO father who TOOK OUT the Bend, Oregon elementary school shooter last week, tells the story for the first time "I started hearing children PLEADING for their lives. And then I started hearing gunfire and I just started army crawling faster and faster. And I told myself, this is probably the last thing that I'm ever going to do." "I have to go in. People are going to die." "I crawled through the bottom window that was shot out and continued onto the rug inside where there's a little breezeway with stairs." "And then the special needs classroom was to my left. At that point, I was on the ground on my hands and knees. I re-racked my weapon to make sure that a live round came so that I knew that I was ready to go." "And then I peeked through the window. And at this point I found my opportunity. And I'd seen a teacher on the left struggling with the gunman on the right with the rifle." "And I knew that they were on both sides of me, and I knew that he did not know that I was there. And so at that point I swung the door out and open and I stepped in and I fired." This man deserves the Presidential Medal of FREEDOM! 🇺🇸
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It doesn’t get any better than this…
As the Cornell circus drags on, we are past the point where The New York Times has to be told, "I’m sorry, this is a feminist thing, you have to recuse yourself." The paper can only respond, "You’re right, but I have a problem with alcohol." Having repeatedly made itself a journalistic laughingstock by believing any gang-rape accusation against white men, the Times thinks it gets an unlimited number of free shots, with no penalty. To take a few of the paper’s standout efforts: in the Duke lacrosse debacle, the Times held out to the bitter end, believing the soon-to-be-disbarred prosecutor and hiding the burgeoning evidence of the players’ innocence long after every other media outlet had admitted the truth. A few years later, the Times gave front-page billing to Jamie Leigh Jones’s tale about being violently gang-raped by military contractors in Baghdad, even claiming to have confirmed her account by talking to other self-proclaimed victims and—to get the other side of the story—their lawyers. The jury verdict against her on all counts was given in a short AP report, demurely placed on page A13. Then, when nearly every news outlet was pillorying Rolling Stone magazine’s preposterous cover story about a gang rape at a University of Virginia fraternity, the Times stood alone in finding no flaws with the chronicle. (Sample sentence from the original article: “’Grab its motherf*cking leg,’ she heard a voice say. And that’s when Jackie knew she was going to be raped.”) The most the paper would allow was that others had doubts, noting that the magazine’s account had “come under scrutiny.” After every gang-rape saga blows up in its face, the Times runs and hides, waits a few years, then rushes to embrace another fraud. Jane Doe’s recent lawsuit against Cornell puts the Times right on schedule to fall flat on its face again. ... AND IT IS! My column: 'Even a stopped clock is raped twice a day' anncoulter.substack.com/p/ev…
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This would be an especially fantastic argument if libs weren’t allergic to logic and reasoning.
Next time a communist tells you, “We only had muskets when the 2nd amendment was written.”, ask them how many mosques we had when the 1st amendment was written.
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Think about the fact that this is Idaho and remember that there are at least a dozen states where it’s far worse.
No, it’s actually quite clear: it means that Idaho’s government will operate in English, the language of the American people. So if you want to live here, you’ll need to speak English, too.
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The West continues its suicidal march.
Diversity: Destroyer of Nations.
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Every time I see a story of them releasing and tracking large pythons in Florida I’m reminded that it’s starting to feel like the problem will never go away because some people are making money from it…kind of like homelessness.
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To demonstrate how far gone the UK has become, this story is now focused on the fact that first responders may have breached the dead man’s privacy by looking at his medical records.
I’m very sorry this young man lost his life. You have to think he had special needs or a medical emergency when he fell in. Even the tiger couldn’t believe it and had to do a double take when he started pointing at him. I’ve worked with lions and tigers before (it’s a long story) and let me tell you, they are NOT to be trifled with. They’re not overgrown kitty cats. They’re apex predators and they’ll rip you to shreds. Our sole advantages are our brains and our weapons. If it’s down to sheer physical strength, they’ll end you very quickly. Even by accident they can kill you by playing nicely with you. Respect it and never get close.
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I wish this surprised me…
Caleb Hammer completely unloads on a Louisiana couple after learning their $100,000 household is collecting $500 a month in FOOD STAMPS. That’s $6,000/year in TAX-FREE income. HAMMER: “That PISSES me off.” That $6,000 cushion is exactly what lets them blow $3,600 a year eating out. Taxpayers cover the groceries so they can hit the restaurants. Hammer was so disgusted he stopped talking to them and started ranting under his breath, while the couple sat frozen in stunned silence. Maybe everyone gaming the system should have to sit across from a taxpayer and explain themselves. Something tells me the look on Hammer’s face will haunt them the next time they eat out.
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“Five of the seven Chi Phi defendants admit to engaging in sex acts with Doe: one Muslim, one African-American, one Asian and two Latinos. It’s a beautiful mosaic!”
Obviously, the problem of sexual assault on campus is not fraternities -- and I really wish the august New York Times would stop citing preposterous feminist statistics about fraternity members being “three times as likely to commit sexual assault as other male students.” That’s from an op-ed by four recent graduates of American University. (Isn’t that a little beneath you, New York Times?) The study is nonsense. It puts “unwanted touching” on a par with “rape” and includes the absurd claim that one out of four coeds will be sexually assaulted in college. Also, it was written by people who would never be invited to join a decent fraternity or sorority, so they lash out at WASP culture (while running interference for diverse thugs). Reverse Rapism, by @AnnCoulter anncoulter.substack.com/p/re…
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More please!
I can’t tell you how much I voted for this
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The real conversation that needs to happen about race.
Author Heather Mac Donald says “systemic racism” is not the reason Black Americans are underrepresented in colleges and professions, she says the real reason is a "skills gap” “This is something that's very difficult to talk about, and I need to give a trigger warning. But the average skill level of black students is very, very low” “According to the most widely used, objective, respected measures of student competence, The NAEP, the National Assessment of Educational Progress, which is given to hundreds of thousands of high school students and elementary school students every couple of years, 66% of Black 12th graders do not possess even the most basic 12th grade math skills” She says it is not racism to notice and talk about these things. She says this is why DEI is so destructive “That skills gap means that you can have meritocracy in an institution, or you can have diversity. You cannot have both. Am I a racist for bringing this up? I am not. The facts are the facts. I don't care. The facts need to be looked at. They have been completely kept out of the public eye in order to keep this systemic lie of racism going on” Let me just say that if the cause of black people not being proficient in certain things really was “systemic racism,” and it really was the White person holding them down, then that would be felt by all races But it’s not, if you look at the test scores in universities, Asians are beating whites in every category It has nothing to do with systematic racism
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Truth and humor as only Ann Coulter can do it!
NEW COLUMN IS POSTED! Slut-Shaming FTW At Cornell anncoulter.substack.com/p/sl…
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Branding
Taxpayer funded is a far more accurate descriptor then government funded
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A few of these things seem disqualifying.
So, basically, imagine it's 1960 and Michigan is about to elect the son of Hitler's personal assistant as senator because after WWII we relocated hundreds of thousands of practicing Nazis to Dearborn. I exaggerate only slightly.
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Leftist thinking is so gross.
Abortion kills an innocent pre-born human being Capital punishment kills the kind of sociopaths who savagely murder a teenager and keep a piece of her skull as a trophy
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And the beat goes on…
🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in Georgia after a White Kroger manager who ran into the parking lot to protect an ELDERLY co-worker from MASKED Black shoplifters was BEATEN, left with a CONCUSSION and STAPLES... ...and then FIRED by Kroger 3 DAYS LATER for helping her!!! After 14 YEARS WORKING THERE!!!!!! Yes, you read that right. Sixteen months later, the men who put him in the hospital have never been arrested. Not one. His name is Michael Self. For 14 years, he ran the Kroger on North Decatur Road in DeKalb County. On the morning of Saturday, May 24th, 2025, around 8:20 a.m., masked shoplifters walked out of his store. An elderly employee followed them outside. Cellphone video shows what happened next. The masked suspects swung a bag of paper towels at her. Then they SHOVED her. Michael ran out to help her. "I literally just wanted to draw the tension away from my associates, get them to stop and everybody just be done," he said. "As I got away from that door, someone hit me in the back of the head with something." The video shows him on the ground. He left Emory University Hospital with a concussion and staples in his head. AND IT GETS WORSE. Three days later, Kroger fired him. Yes, after fourteen years a father of three was TERMINATED FROM HIS JOB for trying to protect an elderly woman. The reason? "He violated the company's shoplifting policy." The termination letter, Michael says, accused HIM of starting the fight. "I didn't even get to talk to the people that decided to fire me," he said. So the rule is: watch the elderly cashier get shoved in the parking lot. Do nothing to help her. Keep your job. Step in? You're the problem and you're fired OH, and the Black men in the masks? DeKalb County police say the case is "still open." No names. No descriptions. No arrests. AFTER 16 months. They beat an old woman, cracked a man's skull open, and walked away with paper towels and their freedom. The only person who has faced any consequence for what happened in that parking lot is the man who tried to stop it. Michael is finally telling his side of the story because he is still fighting to clear his name and still looking for work. WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
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