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ModernSauce

@ModernSauce

giant turkey leg

 Chattavegas, TN
Joined March 2010
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*pops head out of hermit hole* Just here for some Britney updates.
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Got so mad about something last night that I had to redecorate until I felt better. Nothing like moving furniture to work out the demons! It was a nice thing to wake up to this morning too lol.
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Next time I need to organize a closet I'll be like "Quick, someone gaslight me!" to light a fire under my ass. I'll pay for therapy but I draw the line at closet designer.
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Really interested in getting a Cricut so I can make dumb and inappropriate tshirts for me and my friends. Have you ever done a class @TheChattery??
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*house crumbling around her, bills piling up, just bought new tires* Damn, I need to buy a $300 machine to make one tshirt for mental health reasons.
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*checks to see if Prince Philip died or it’s just memes*
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I feel like you were either a girl who liked Bowie in Labyrinth or Tim Curry in Legend. There can be only one.
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No, don’t go! I need you, emotional support giant ship!
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Needed some help at the local library and the manbrarian helping me would have to get close for *tech reasons* but then he backed up 6 feet immediately and it was THE sexiest thing. YES! RESPECT SCIENCE AND MY BOUNDARIES!
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Also, I haven't interacted with a man that wasn't gay or related to me in like a year so this may have been a factor.
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Is the enneagram thing just astrology for Christians?
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Changing my bio to say “Virgo 5 with a Gemini wing, bitches” to cover all my bases.
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I used to think I wanted to date an older man but I just got a meme from an older friend with Shirley Temple on it so I take it back. I'm now looking for meme compatibility FIRST.
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I wish someone had told me that carbonated beverages make swallowing pills easier. I've been resenting these horse pills for years and all I needed was a ginger peach sparkling water? I'm gonna be so supplemented now!
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I'm taking it as a personal offense that Netflix removed Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries during these these trying times. It's my emotional support lady detective.
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I rewatched Downton Abbey recently but I am so fragile that I felt like Lady Mary was Bullying ME the whole time. I guess I can rewatch Father Brown. If it's gone I'm going to throw myself off a roof.
Cleaning out some boxes today and found this old tape a friend made me of Yellow Lead Veddar. How can I throw this away?! 😂
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Sadly, the Candlebox tape was melted and sticky. 😕
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Did... y'all actually like Bridgerton? I feel like I was just there for the pretty visuals - both the people and the clothes. Maybe that's enough in a panoramic!
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The top of our mother’s dressers were alters, too.
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