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SarcasmCozICantKillYou

@Mohhh__

nihilist. Ergo, usinipatie advice.

 nairobi
Joined December 2014
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Culinary Misfit (@MjombaMinion) profile picture
Culinary Misfit@MjombaMinionNov 6
Frame 1, hio burger ni kazi ya mkono yangu. 🤌🏿 And our pizzas are good too. Among the best around.
Outandabout (@Nviar2) profile pictureOutandabout@Nviar2Nov 5
Fairmont nanyuki😋 Cultiva😋 na yangu def my favs so far
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Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 (@_omalicha__) profile pictureMaandamano Hottie 🇵🇸@_omalicha__Nov 6
You have to stop waiting for apologies and keep it pushing, otherwise you’ll be bitter for nothing 😆.
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“Wale wagani”😂😂😂
🐾 (@_Nyamburaaaaaa) profile picture🐾@_NyamburaaaaaaNov 6
Replying to @usernotes1
Lolz hatujuani hivo
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I’ve drunk two cups of americano on an empty stomach now my adenosines are going crazy Naskia nimetingika ajab 😭
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😂😂😂
Miss Aretha ✨ (@iMuthoni_) profile pictureMiss Aretha ✨@iMuthoni_Nov 5
Used to be strict af 🤭
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He saved the number as a short code???????? Eish what????
Lympha (@thyadvocate) profile pictureLympha
@thyadvocateNov 2
Go through your Man’s phone today 🧏🏽‍♀️🫵🏾
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No, some people are very malicious btw So this line can’t just be drawn by our insecurities, sometimes it’s actively crossed by their intent
Jeffrey K 🍉 (@JayFreaKay) profile pictureJeffrey K 🍉
@JayFreaKayNov 6
The line between banter and offense is drawn by our insecurities.
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Naweza skiza wapi mix ya Irungu Kang’ata from when he was a dj 😭😭😭
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💗@aishbatsNov 5
thinking u like a guy bc he’s fun to talk to but then u realize that u are literally the reason why the conversation is fun so u are basically in love with yourself (happened to me at least 7 times)
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I thought oontz was the music of Peace, Love, Unity & Respect (PLUR) Hizi vita zote namna gani bana.
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Naomba unboxing video mkinunua 🥹
Sanura Beauty (@SanuraBeauty) profile pictureSanura Beauty
@SanuraBeautyNov 6
This is a great Christmas gift. It'll have some Sanura products and some accessories. I've got limited stock. It's 5000 KES. #sanuraadvent2026 sanurabeauty.com/pages/12-da…
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Steve Ruigu Njuguna (@Joashnjuguna) profile picture
Steve Ruigu Njuguna@JoashnjugunaNov 5
Niliwai pigwa ngeta na mdem hapo Westie usiku nikitoka job. Short nigha problems man, the back of my head was literally resting on her tits as she choked me out and her compadres took my phone😂 I often think about that robbery a lot, nilifika home nikinuka cocoa butter
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Congratulations
Mac’nYams (@ZeleSaid__) profile pictureMac’nYams@ZeleSaid__Nov 5
A horse came to my stable last night/ set me straight, I’ve been at work since 7:30 am like—“MORNING YALL!”
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Muchiri (@vmuchiri1) profile picture
Muchiri@vmuchiri1Nov 6
Goodmorning to my fan clackers,bubble gunners and complementary ticket attendees only .Reshared thoughts from a fellow oontzer.
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This cannot be a man
BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ (@yawningemoji) profile pictureBIG BAD CHUCK ✰
@yawningemojiNov 5
i love when a nigga is #needy
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What a time that was fr wah
Spike (@C_137SK) profile pictureSpike@C_137SKNov 5
Nairobi, I weep
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Spike (@C_137SK) profile picture
Spike@C_137SKNov 5
Nairobi, I weep
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Nyandia Gachago, ACIM (@Nyandia_G) profile picture
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SANURA is releasing an advent calendar. First Kenyan brand to see do this. But he is one of the founders who are super intentional about their brand so... Pretty happy for anyone who adores this brand. They'll eat good this Christmas 🎄😊
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Edwin Sifuna (@edwinsifuna) profile picture
Edwin Sifuna
@edwinsifunaNov 5
Na wale wa shiny things wanasemaje? Transparency Accountability Sustainable Development. Agenda ni Katiba.
Moe (@moneyacademyKE) profile pictureMoe
@moneyacademyKENov 5
The World Bank says Kenya spends about 10% of its GDP, roughly Sh1.6 trillion, on public procurement annually. However, in FY2024/25, only Sh410 billion had some procurement information published. (This means about Sh1.2 trillion lacked published procurement information).
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Daily Nation
@NationAfricaNov 3
ICJ VOTE: Kenya's Phoebe Okowa elected Judge of the International Court of Justice after securing required majority votes in both UN General Assembly and UN Security Council; she will serve for nine years.
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