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vam/pire 🩸

in a coffin
Joined September 2010
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Maybe shooting stars are angels flicking lit cigarettes at us. You don’t know.
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4 more days and I fly away…again! ✈️🖤
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Oh dear.
you're somebody's reason to masturbate.
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The pain is usually from infection, so try to draw it out by alternating warm salt water rinses and hydrogen peroxide rinses. Then apply clove oil to the affected tooth. It really helps. 🖤
What can I use for tooth pain until I can get into the dentist on Tuesday
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Giving. I may be on my knees but I got him by the balls 💅🏻
Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
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Whoa whoa whoa. I prefer to be shot out of a cannon, not shoved in a bottle with a filthy death rag hanging out my mouth 😂
Relationship goals ; I light the Molotov and you throw it
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Awww thanks little bot! ⚖️ 🖤
libra, you're magical.
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Because they’re beautiful, natural and - fun fact here - there’s an involuntary and evolutionary response that occurs in the male brain. The sight, touch and feel of breasts signals health, vitality and a suitably fertile mate. Cool, eh?
Why do men like sucking on tits during sex?
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G please
you have 8 envelopes in front of you. A. the date you die. B. your future net worth. C. the name of your soulmate. D. the people who betrayed you. E. the people who truly love you. F. your biggest regret in life. G. what happens after you die. H. the meaning of your life. you can only open one.
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Yes. I miss reading y’all the unsolicited DMs I used to get. That shit was funny af.
If 𝕏 brought back voice posts would you use them?
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I want them to be exactly who they are. If they choose to improve, let it be for them, not for me. 🖤
they want to be better for you, libra.
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I’m in.
A pitch black room & a fucked up conversation that lasts till morning
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Girl same. 😂
Just be making my dck bounce in the mirror for fun sometimes
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Friends. Always. 🖤
Apart from money, what makes life easier??
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Can I put the whiskey IN the latte please? I’m big on compromise. 🥃 ☕️
Be a Shot of Whiskey in a vanilla latte world
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And THIS is exactly why I love you and why we’ve been friends for so long. Fortitudine Vincimus - by endurance, we conquer ⚔️ 🖤
takes the hits, takes the pain. keeps the wicked sense of humor.
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Very romantic super freak here!
Are you a romantic or a freak ?
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Fine, help me with this strap-on, dollface? 😂🖤
It's ok if we don't like each other, we can bang doggy and watch netflix.
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