Mondaylee 💡

Alessia Russo's ball striking ability is better than that of Kai Havertz' and I'm not even capping. 😭😭😭

We cooked Liverpool's men last weekend and this weekend our women cooked their woman. We've suddenly turned Anfield to our playground. 😂

I had a dream that Arsenal conceded only 14 Premier League goals this season. What is Mikel Arteta cooking, bro?

There’s something about 1-0 victories that I love so much. It’s so painful that it causes so much regret and gives our rivals nightmares. They keep rueing every missed chance to level the game or win it. They’re always like: “If only X and Y had scored that chance, we wouldn’t have lost the match to Arsenal." 😂😂😂

It's strange that Brighton & Hove Albion will be the team in a title race with Arsenal this season. 😂😭

This is why I want all our players and Mikel Arteta to be arrogant about our current success at every given opportunity. If they bashed us so hard for failing, why hold back on rubbing our wins in their faces? Keep showing them our champions badge because that's what we fvcking are.

Because he's bald like Pep Guardiola, werey thinks he can disguise to be Pep Guardiola. I told you all from the start that Enzo Maresca won't be a competition for Mikel Arteta and some of you thought I was a mad man because Maresca won 7 matches in a row. Mikel Arteta will finish with at least 10 points ahead of him at the end of this season. That's if he survives till the end of the season.

Lionel Messi broke his own record and becomes the only player to ever win 10 golden boots. La Liga (Barcelona) — 8 MLS (Inter Miami) — 2 Man is still making history at 39. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Forest felled City 3-1 in a tree-mendous display. Delap left City feeling ‘delapidated’ with a brace against his old club.

Liam Delap took Enzo Maresca’s attempt to destroy his career at Chelsea personally. 😂 What a strike! 🔥

Noni Madueke to Bukayo Saka when Saka returns from injury: "I've cleaned your bench for you, mate."

William Saliba to Gabriel Magalhães during Arsenal’s training session on Monday: "Why are you cheating on me with Ezri Konsa?¿" 😂😂😂

You all are not ready for the 2026/2027 Noni Madueke. 🔥 He's been our best attacker this season.

27 points from our first 10 Premier League matches. 🔥 Mikel Arteta has equaled Arsenal's best ever start to a PL season (tied with 2022/23 under Arsene Wenger). Be reminded that we've kept 7 clean sheets from 10 PL games this season. Insane!!!

When did the Nations League become a major trophy? 😭😭😭

Bruno Fernandes and his Portugal teammates hearing that Cristiano Ronaldo has retired from the national team: 😭😭😭😭😭

Premier League title race thus far. Bro, I'm crying. 😂😂😂😭😭😭 Who can spot Manchester United and Liverpool?

I believe we can all agree that Xabi Alonso deserves it more than anyone. Are we all voting for him?

Two of the greatest players of this generation retired from international football the same year. Enjoy your retirement, kings. You guys served us the best rivalry in the history of this sport, and I hope you two enjoy your last days as footballers with your respective clubs. We'll never see another rivalry like this again! ❤️

Your ball knowledge is shit if you disagree.