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We've started our new club, and we're looking for sociopaths to fill our coaching positions.
Tryouts will be ongoing throughout the summer for U3 and older. Reach out to us to book a tryout by Zoom.
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I just feel like a good, general rule to live by is if you explosively shit yourself it’s time to go home
Diarrhea-soaked Hyrox athlete divides internet over whether she should have quit trib.al/IBeJ6DZ
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Simple message for the weekend:
If you get angry and can’t control your behaviour at kids’ football, consider not going. Nobody wants adults shouting & screaming at refs in front of 8-yr-olds because a kick-in went the wrong way. It’s kids playing football.
Get some perspective.
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A God who made a billion galaxies only to obsess over what we eat on Fridays is a strangely limited being.
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When the actual 9/11 happened, trump went on the radio and celebrated the fact that he now owned the tallest building in New York because the towers fell.
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“I know someone who had a litter box installed at her school.” No you don’t.
“I know someone who uses abortion as birth control.” No you don’t.
“I know someone whose kid went to school and came home a different gender.” No you don’t.
“I know someone who voted twenty times in the same election.” No you don’t.
“I know an undocumented immigrant getting free housing, healthcare, and groceries.” No you don’t.
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Parents still leaving good grassroots teams to sit on development centre teams bench
But don’t worry, those insta likes are worth more than playing 90 minutes every week
Sad
Some cunt on Instagram will post a video of a U12 player doing this. 16k likes in one day. $80 an hour sessions.































