Super serious soccer club, competing in the Pre-Covid Academy. We do care about your kid, we just care about your wallet more. Sponsored by Chode Dental. Mo/Ney

A bit too close to home
Joined June 2020
We've started our new club, and we're looking for sociopaths to fill our coaching positions. Tryouts will be ongoing throughout the summer for U3 and older. Reach out to us to book a tryout by Zoom.
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Okay Veo. You got me. Let's have a call about that subscription.
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I like that the kid is being proactive about being a pussy.
Most insane youth soccer story I’ve ever heard. Parent told me She pays for psychology sessions for her kid because of the amount of abuse they get from their coach… SO WHY ARE YOU STILL GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY!
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Replying to @ussoccer
@ussoccer U20 women eliminated. 1 win in 4 matches. Our lack of youth development is now glaring.
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I just feel like a good, general rule to live by is if you explosively shit yourself it’s time to go home
Diarrhea-soaked Hyrox athlete divides internet over whether she should have quit trib.al/IBeJ6DZ
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Simple message for the weekend: If you get angry and can’t control your behaviour at kids’ football, consider not going. Nobody wants adults shouting & screaming at refs in front of 8-yr-olds because a kick-in went the wrong way. It’s kids playing football. Get some perspective.
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Coach needs to make Ronaldo run some laps.
gratulation ronaldo der erste feldspieler der für seinen torwart entscheiden darf wie viele spieler in der mauer bleiben und kassiert dann noch hwjsbsnsnwn kannst du dir nicht ausdenken ganze mannschaft zum pic gemacht wegen komplexe
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And sometimes grandpa is mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.
Sometimes the most powerful Man on Earth is just Grandpa.
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Superb.
🗣️ Trabajo de fuerza ⚽ (Vía @ali.4speed)
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A God who made a billion galaxies only to obsess over what we eat on Fridays is a strangely limited being.
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I tell you what. My shivers have been timbered.
Italy have been using eyepatches and trampolines in training... 🎥 dario.grabusic /IG
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When the actual 9/11 happened, trump went on the radio and celebrated the fact that he now owned the tallest building in New York because the towers fell.
If 9/11 happened today, the left would be defending the hijackers
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Replying to @EastleighFC
counting or not counting goals?
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“I know someone who had a litter box installed at her school.” No you don’t. “I know someone who uses abortion as birth control.” No you don’t. “I know someone whose kid went to school and came home a different gender.” No you don’t. “I know someone who voted twenty times in the same election.” No you don’t. “I know an undocumented immigrant getting free housing, healthcare, and groceries.” No you don’t.
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Parents still leaving good grassroots teams to sit on development centre teams bench But don’t worry, those insta likes are worth more than playing 90 minutes every week Sad
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Some cunt on Instagram will post a video of a U12 player doing this. 16k likes in one day. $80 an hour sessions.
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The average white man
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