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Derrick Rose says he barely watched Michael Jordan’s championship runs growing up in Chicago because he was too busy playing basketball himself, and even when his brothers called him inside, he was still looking out the window at the kids playing D-Rose: “I ain't watched none of Mike's games when they was winning championships. I'm outside. My brothers tell me to come back in when they about to celebrate. ‘Hey, the game gonna end. Come back in.’” Tony Allen: “Time out, time out, wait, rewind. You ain't watched no Bulls game?” D-Rose: “The game is they about to win the champ. ‘Hey, go get Pooh. The game about to end. He can't be out.’ All right, they in. I'm looking through the window. I'm watching my brothers outside running around in the street…” “Man, they watch Jordan. Damn, my mama give me a shirt with the newspaper thing on it. I'm like, ‘All right.’ I don’t want none of that.”