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Primate With guns. Commies aren't people. I block Commies (because throwing them from helicopters is still illegal) Rothko's art sucks. No, really. Sucks.

The Republic of Texas
Joined August 2021
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You're still never gonna be President, honey.
Trump has become fully unhinged and we should talk about it.
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Historically speaking, the political group who eschews political violence always loses to the group who doesn't. Doubt it? Ask the Kadets.
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I'm pro-abortion. It's mostly Democrats. The fewer, the better.
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It'd be a real shame if he got prosecuted for employing illegals, or kneecapped...whichever.
Texas homebuilder says he's voting Talarico because Trump's been deporting the illegal aliens that worked for him This guy is the problem How about paying Americans a fair wage, instead of using people for cheap labor?
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Ok. But how did you vote?
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Regardless of tonight's election results, we can take heart in the fact that when The Culling starts the side with the most ammo wins. Libs buy guns, but they don't stack ammo. Cheers, goons! 🍻
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Purely based on vibe and feelz on the evening news, Dems are scared.
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I know i might end up on the shit end of the stick, but I'm going to absolutely trash any Lib/prog/Commie who so much as touches me while they spew their shit in my face. Fatigued beyond belief. Not being nice anymore.
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"Sell your cloak, and buy a sword" But I guess you don't like that part of His Word.
Someone told me to "vote according to Biblical values!" So I voted for welcoming immigrants, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, and loving all our neighbors.
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Post some shit brother. Your time line is nekkid. @bau10440
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Replying to @HEB
@HEB Hey, y'all. Doritos tried to do a white cheddar flavored chip. It's mediocre. Please make your version. We await your superior product. Love, Hungry in Texas
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I think we should start a new political party: the Tree-line Party. As in, if you fuck up we take you out to the tree-line and fix your shit. Fuck us politically, and we vote from the tree-line. Harsh? Yes. Necessary? Fuck yes.
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I just realized something, and I'm a bit shook: All my cats are Democrats. They're greedy af Make a mess and expect someone else to clean it up Always bitching, even when they have everything they want Won't take 'no' for an answer Act all sweet, then turn into assholes
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Done voting. Straight Republican ballot. Eat shit @TheDemocrats . You too @jamestalarico
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Eat shit Isaiah! Posting EXTRA Haley Steven's stuff just to spite you.
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH HALEY STEVEN’S POSTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN TO CRITICIZE HER! KEEP HER IN HER BUBBLE. INSTEAD POUND OUT ABDUL CONTENT TODAY! LEARN FROM BRAZIL!
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None of the above. I'm smashing ALL of it and going back for seconds.
You have to get rid of one Thanksgiving food. Which one are you getting rid of?
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Replying to @Walmart
@Walmart IF this is one of your employees (and it definitely appears to be), you might want to get rid of her.
An employee has no right to stop customers from using the ATM. This is completely unacceptable.
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Well, he is a Muslim, and since Mohammed was a pedophile he's okay with it.
Imagine giving this answer. He’s definitely ok with pedophilia.
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Look, another retarded cunt to block.
Looks like a missile, not a plane!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The footage shows a Learjet 60 crashing after rapid descent in Palm Beach County Florida on Nov 1 2026 not a missile. FAA NTSB and reports confirm it as a plane with 9 aboard. cnn.com/2026/11/01/us/… abcnews.go.com/US/learjet-9-a… x.com/NewsPolitics/s…
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