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Jon Carter

@MonkeymafiaJC

DJ / Producer / pubs / retreats / acid house vet / ADHD / multi purpose tool

 Due South
m.mixcloud.com/joncarter/tales-of-the-unexpected/
Joined August 2011
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@vodafone & @vodafoneuk sent a replacement SIM card never requested to scammers who CHANGED BANK PASSWORDS AND STOLE @VodafoneUK - leave this up & show you’re able to be called “secure” as my bank & police REFUSE TO ALLOW BANKING USING VODAFONE till then @MartinSLewis @BBCNews
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Hello again Twitter - just dipping my toes back in here. Where is everyone.. much changed?
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Jesus. This the actual weather forecast section on Greek morning telly today. The flames are animated too.
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What @campbellclaret said 👇
ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) profile pictureALASTAIR CAMPBELL
@campbellclaret12 Jul 2023
Like virtually everyone else, I know absolutely nothing about the events that have led to the statement by Huw Edwards’ wife. But I do know that he is a superb broadcaster. I know too that he has a long history of depression. He and I have spoken about it often, including in 1/4
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new Midsommar just dropped – at Walthamstow, London
Karpi (@karpi) profile pictureKarpi@karpi10 Jul 2023
I've asked an AI to generate a trailer for a HEIDI movie and now I can never sleep again
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If Carlsberg did beefs… @I_Skream
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@I_Skream15 Nov 2022
This picture unfortunately makes it look like Jeremy Hunt is literally pissing on your chips
Richard Gaisford (@richardgaisford) profile pictureRichard Gaisford@richardgaisford14 Nov 2022
Some tough decisions for the Chancellor this week, starting with breakfast.
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Helping Andy Carroll - a Personal Causes crowdfunding project in Liverpool by Gill Wills. Please help out Andy one the loveliest folk I know. He’s provided us all with good times over the years, let’s pay the good times back with whatever help you can. X crowdfunder.co.uk/p/helping-…
Helping Andy Carroll

Helping Andy Carroll

Stop Andy from losing his home

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Been off world for a few years. Have I missed much?
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Start your day with some eclectic sounds - Live at 9am on @MorningGlorySoh is the wind down from Glastonbury 2020 mix (which was one of the online mixes DJs gave at the time, since sadly the event couldn’t happen)
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Keep old lateral flow test strips and by Christmas - hey presto! - you’ll have a commemorative Covid Jenga set to give to that special someone. Keep some of the swabs, and double up with Covid Ker-plunk.
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.@toops9914 Jun 2021
“Now say the 29th July…” #lockdownextension #DowningStreetBriefing
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Following #dominiccummngs exhibition of honesty and culpability, next up is Mr Punch on domestic harmony and Jimmy Saville on childcare
Phenomenal mask levels today at #ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment2
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Russell Brown@TuTall27 Nov 2020
A fantastic new mix from @MonkeymafiaJC, full of the weird and wonderful vinyl he used to take out "in case the crowd were THERE". I know exactly what he means. mixcloud.com/joncarter/tales…
Tales of the Unexpected by Jon Carter

Tales of the Unexpected by Jon Carter

A collection of indefinable ear bending tunes that lurked at the back of the record box, just waiting for those special nights when the crowd were up for anything

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The largest 3D map of the universe ever created was released today by a collaboration of 100+ scientists worldwide led by @UUtah’s Kyle Dawson @sdssurveys. The analysis of two million+ galaxies & quasars filled in 11 billion years of our universe’s history. Video credit: @EPFL_en
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Zoe Ball@ZoeTheBall15 Feb 2020
Devastating news about Caroline. Thoughts with her family and loved ones 🙏🏼🦋
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