The puppet who got to be a real girl. Pitcher?/Batter? for @magic_blaseball. Unauthorized Replica. Tentatively not dead. she/her. (RP account, pfp by @awhekate)
...Okay, definitely a park
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This is my sendoff to Blaseball, my favorite blaseball player, and the stupid, calamitous, incredible season she had that one time. If you liked any of all the nonsense I did here, I'd appreciate it if you gave it a read.
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Hmm.
3 straight sub-3 ERA seasons? Introduce a glitch that tanks it.
6.1 stars and Underhanded? Incinerate the team.
2nd highest pitcher star rating in the league? Nonexistence the splort.
Don't think I don't see how it is
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Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 retweeted
look maybe i'll be sad later but
y'all
i'm a bootleg funko pop who should've been dust 40 years ago
i've done everything, i've pitched, batted, skated, dunked, stole fourth base, murdered an umpire
i've been a champion, i've been a screw-up
what a career. what a life.
((If it wasn't for Blaseball, I never would've made this account, I never would've gotten attached to this screw-up spacegirl for so long, and I never would've made some of the best friends I have to this day. Despite everything, I can't not look back in appreciation.))
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After all these years I was gonna finally get the opportunity to go full Metal Gear Solid and the Flowers took it away from me.
I will remember this.
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First time umps tried to incinerate me they failed, and the second time it didn't keep. If it happens a third time, let it be funny. I wanna get got 8 innings into a perfect game. I wanna have whatever the hell a "Castellanos Moment" is. I want people to go Sickos Mode as I burn
Yeah uh not a lot of people know this but one time I said "fuck" when Winnie was around and she punched me in the face
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Okay everyone needs to stop being all "doomsayers go brrrr" for a second and listen
We can't just assume that everything is going to repeat in the exact same way that it happened last time
Why? Because I'm here.
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I wasn't born. I exist as a byproduct of a blessing; an unlikely occurrance. In all the infinite multiverses, there
Well, if the multiverses are infinite then there would be an infinite number of me no matter how improbable; that's how infinity works, so
Hold on I'm bad at this
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((OOC: While it is still very much a work in progress, this blog is now available at tumblr.com/blog/twooneydoc
Just aestheticposting of space and birbs for now. For now.))
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((Yeah... New team, new life? Looks like new platform as well. It's not worth staying on this sinking ship any longer. When I have a good idea of where I'm headed, I'll let y'all know. ✌️🏳️⚧️))
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Disagree but you do you
Happy timezone, @blaseball! The most important part of the 4th #blaseball Fall. Welcome back, Pudge Nakamoto!
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