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| Thales / Zuki | 🇧🇷 | Multifandom | | Any Pronouns | BAP + ADHD Diagnosed | Warchief | | i/hc - @GoddessMacaria, @Kibichi_ |

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Joined July 2013
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O Rio tem o Direito de votar!
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地球的内部 #lcb1110
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Garfield by Jim Davis for Sun, 08 Nov 2026
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Watching the generation who kept telling us it’s them damn phones become obsessed with ai
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Niggas will look at you crazy when you tell them this is deadass how you have to handle your teenage sons if you catch them doing shit like that. They're going to be internet cretins with no morals like Asmongold, or abusive rapists. No in-between.
I'm sorry but the first jab he threw at his pops though LMAOOOOO
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Já propusemos a cassação dele aqui na Câmara 💖
Replying to @vitomaz10
Agora a chuva é culpa minha? Muda pra Bahia, lá os vereadores quase todos são do PT pra te fazer feliz.
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Rudo being here is like your little brother tagging along to the sleep over, like MF you ARE the next generation 💀
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Something you'll eventually have to come to terms with as a marxist is that much of the working class is incredibly stupid
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Bring back Goku being able to do random convenient shit
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?????????LMAOOOOOOOO
i've heard the feedback and i've spent the last few weeks working on it and perfecting the matching algorithm: a way to find the love of your life! now live at ouba.moe/quiz/dating
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>DLC being regarded as absolutely gigantic again >2026 release date now removed and no clear release window has been given >Only getting vague information from Nintendo about it
Dentro da mídia física de Silksong pro Switch 2 vem esse folder aqui. Duas coisas me chamaram a atenção: >os caras já estão chamando Sea of Sorrow de ''giant expansion'' >não tem mais menção de sair em 2026 O ciclo está se repetindo, Team Cherry se empolgou demais e essa DLC vai acabar virando um jogo novo kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Essa nota, para não dizer release, tem, sim, um fundo de verdade. Para alguns, o medo não é de uma vitória mais elástica de Ruas, mas do próprio 2º turno. Muitos desses “aliados” apoiaram Paes timidamente e, após o 1º turno, já correram para beijar a mão de Ruas em troca de cargos. Agora, temem não embarcar com Paes, vê-lo vencer e pagar o preço da traição politicamente.
🚨MELHOR NÃO: Aliados de Paes, sob reserva, temem que haja nova eleição no RJ Interlocutores relatam que pressão pública é válida e deixa situação do ex-prefeito "menos feia". O êxito, contudo, preocupa. Aliados dessa ala reconhecem que o governador-eleito, Douglas Ruas (PL), teria hoje apoio de quase todos os prefeitos, diferente de 04 de outubro. Pesa contra Paes (PSD) também o fato de que 80% dos deputados eleitos para a Alerj já estão 'na mesa' do novo governador. O temor é que um '2º turno' forçado dê ao PL uma vitória mais elástica na diferença de votos.
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The Best Way To Use These *Below Average* Final Smashes
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"random bullshit, GO!" and it fucking works
Crystal Rendering do and don't
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"PIRATE TOKEN CHEST ROUTE" "BEST CHEST ROUTE 300+ CHESTS PER GAME"
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After Being Unbooked
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To gacha players. Hoyoverse pulls is 0.6% chance (~1/167) To get back to back 5 stars at 0 pity, you gotta roll that chance twice (~1/7,936) And 3 times? (~1/77,160) You have a higher chance of rolling 3 5-stars, in a row, on 0 pity, than getting the token.
Fortnite finally posted the odds, so I did the math. Now I get to ruin everyone’s fun with numbers. Pirate Shop Access: 1 in 137,500 per chest Weekly Gold Outfit: 1 in 1,562,500 per chest The following are more likely than you getting the Pirate Shop in one chest: • Dying in a car crash in your lifetime (1 in 101) • Getting robbed in a given year, 2024 US rate (~1 in 455) • A randomly selected Chicago citizen having been shot in 2025 (~1 in 1,500) • A full-odds shiny Pokémon (1 in 4,096) • Winning $50K on a $1 Maryland Pick 5 ticket (1 in 100,000) • Flipping 17 heads in a row (1 in 131,072) More likely than the gold skin in one chest: • Being dealt a royal flush (1 in 649,740) • Naturally conceiving quadruplets (~1 in 700,000) • Winning $50K on one Powerball ticket (1 in 913,129) • Flipping 20 heads in a row (1 in 1,048,576) • Getting struck by lightning THIS YEAR (~1 in 1,222,000) The gold skin barely beats: • Catching a blue lobster (~1 in 2 million) • Flipping 21 heads in a row (1 in 2,097,152) "Just play squads during Treasure Hours." Okay. Treasure rewards are shared with your whole squad. With Nov 7's 2x boost, every time all 4 of you open a chest, that's about a 1 in 17,188 shot at the Pirate Shop. Still more likely: • Finding a pearl in your restaurant oyster (~1 in 10,000) • A hole-in-one on a par 3 (1 in 12,500) • Dying in a cataclysmic storm (hurricane, tornado, blizzard, etc.) in your lifetime (1 in 14,115) • Getting struck by lightning in your lifetime (1 in 15,300) • Flipping 14 heads in a row (1 in 16,384) FINALLY less likely (was more likely than base odds): • Finding a five-leaf clover (1 in 24,400) • Being killed by a dog in your lifetime (1 in 33,899) • Matching 4 Powerball numbers for $100 (1 in 36,525) Same squad odd for the gold skin: with the 7.5x Treasure Hours boost, every time all 4 of you open a chest, that's about a 1 in 52,084 shot. Still more likely: • Flipping 15 heads in a row (1 in 32,768) • Dying from a bee, wasp or hornet sting in your lifetime (1 in 42,626) FINALLY less likely: • Flipping 16 heads in a row (1 in 65,536) • Being dealt a straight flush (1 in 72,193) And the gold skin changes every week. A coin-flip chance at one takes ~1.08 million chests, which is nearly 2 chests every second for 7 days straight. Want EVERY gold skin? Getting all 5 weekly ones from one chest each is 1 in 9.3 nonillion (9.3 × 10^30). That's ~373,000x rarer than winning the Powerball jackpot 3 times in a row. For a 50/50 shot at all 5, you'd need ~3.2 million chests every week. Even with a full squad splitting it, that's 800,000 chests a week, about 1.3 every second, nonstop, for 5 weeks. (Different events, same math. Death odds are US lifetime odds; crime odds are per year; Fortnite odds are per chest at normal rates unless noted. Sources below.)
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Greatest "get a load of this guy" of all time
that “get a load of this guy” hand gesture is easily one of the top 2 hand gestures of all time
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