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Revered actor Patrick Stewart, the Emmy-winning performer beloved for both his amiable persona and roles in popular franchises like 'Star Trek' and 'X-Men,' has died at age 86 🕊️

There's a reason our grandfathers always ate with their wife's favourite child, had their separate rooms and the wife only goes to him upon invite. It be reduces the chances of being killed by the wife.

person go kiss this one come twitter say he no dey kiss ashawo 😂😂

This was me at the supermarket today. Tinubu has finished my youth💔

You spoke to someone yesterday, he said he was gonna attend your wedding today. That was your last conversation. Today you wake up and hear the person died. Please swear that you’re not gonna bring up that you spoke to him yesterday and that he was gonna attend your wedding.

Ekwensu’s advocate here 🤷‍♀️ I believe this is like saying, “I planned to do bla bla bla with Mr X just yesterday, and today he’s missing.” It doesn’t mean what I planned to do with the person is more important than their safety. It just goes to show how unpredictable life is. You can be making plans with someone one minute, and the next minute, they’re gone just like that.

I can remember the day this thing fell out of me. I went to pee, and the moment I pulled down my pants, this thing just came out. I was scared as fuck! After finishing my business, I immediately became a researcher. Google, different websites, everything! I had to investigate what the hell had just come out of my body before I finally understood what it was. Honestly, there are still so many things about our bodies as women that we don't understand until something happens and we start researching for our lives. Ladies, please tell me I'm not the only one who has experienced this. 😂

So, seyi tinubu came to Banex today and they came to announce to people to close their shops to come and come to see seyi tinubu 😭😭😭 They were so hostile to the announcers that they had to run away because they were almost beat up. 🤣🤣🤣

I used to think I had bad luck because I never met a woman who just wanted to sleep with me. I know guys who met women who just wanted sex and wouldn't plan a future with them. Not me though, two weeks into a relationship, we're usually discussing baby names.

No way this is real 😂😂😂 What is going on in our political space.

Gosh I hate you guys mehn Mao killed your people Mao murdered your people

Police have been mounted…in case anybody wants to take the banner down again

White missionaries came and scattered all the dreaded evil forest and built their church 😂😂. Make una go one side with this superstition.

إريك غارسيا: الضغط العالي لمدة 90 دقيقة صعب جدًا، والآن نعرف أن هناك لحظات، إذا لم نملك الأرجل المناسبة أو التموضع الصحيح على أرض الملعب، يمكنك ربما التراجع خطوة، قراءة الوضع، وتحديد متى تقفز وتضغط مرة أخرى هذا ما فعله باريس سان جيرمان في إياب نصف نهائي دوري أبطال أوروبا ضد بايرن ميونيخ. عندما استطاعوا، ذهبوا للضغط رجلًا لرجل. وعندما لم يستطيعوا، انتظروا في الخلف عندما كنت في سيتي مع بيب، كان لدينا أجنحة هجومية عريضة مثل ليروي ساني أو رياض محرز على الجهة اليمنى، وكان بيب يقول دائمًا لكايل ووكر: حاول أن تقرأ وتعرف متى يجب أن تتقدم إلى الهجوم. انتظر بحكمة اللحظة المناسبة

If APC won disown you, them go first paste you igbo name.

I just came across a communiqué in which the APC Youth Leaders from the 36 states and the FCT reportedly passed a vote of no confidence on Dayo Israel Tobechukwu.

Mine dey drive go work, he con drop tire for vulcanizer to pump and left. When he came back home, he told me he has forgetten to collect the tire. Come dey tell me make I go roll am come house. I felt my aura leaking when rolling the tire.😭😭😭