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Follow for a bit of naughtiness, possibly more ;)

London
Joined July 2009
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Mordche Werjuka retweeted
Replying to @GrosvenorERent
@GrosvenorRental Great Company worth doing business by them.
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I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 8, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
It may take only one pervert to put in a light bulb, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it..
@HERSHYP no magazine..just some meat on a bbq :)
Just bumped into Stephen Fry on Carnaby Street :-)
If I ever lost my phone I'd rather just start a new life in another city.
Mordche Werjuka retweeted
A sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7,500 laptops.
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Mordche Werjuka retweeted
Eric Idle's brilliant letter to John Major ahead of their (shared) 50th birthdays twitpic.com/7hscz5 (via @LettersOfNote)
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MAZEL TOV: To our dear friend and newest member @alexanderclare - Yosef Alexander Zishye
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