@MoreTwitty

You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!

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If everything were written in Hebrew, there'd be nothing left to right! #cleanjoke
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@MoreTwitty27 Jan 2022
You can learn faster from Weeder's Digest.
Alice Mills@millsalice14427 Jan 2022
It took me a long time to learn how to garden. It was mostly trowel and error.
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So no messing with a gas engine or batteries to change? Hmmm ...
Frankie
@MommaFrankieOct 25
What a fantastic idea!
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Well that de-escalated quickly!
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I know someone who has a dog that keeps eating garlic. His bark is worse than his bite. punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Dog #DogJokes #Joke #Humour

Dog Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Threw a ball for my dog last night. It's a bit extravagant I know but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner suit. Dog Jokes...

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Most folks don't know this because they were working undercover!
Alice Mills@millsalice144Oct 25
Ghosts are just people who died while folding a fitted sheet.
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Thanks for making it easy!
Heather Jordan 🌸✝️🩸👀👂🎺@HeatherJ2652Oct 25
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Josh Meyer
@JoshMeyerOct 25
REPORT: Millions excited to have an extra hour to change the time on their clocks this weekend
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Regarding the 2nd joke below: And here, I would have thought the Doors was an "opening" act!
Puns AndOneliners@punsandonelinerOct 25
I went to the Isle of Dogs once. Apparently it’s the best friend of the Isle of Man… punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Jokes #Humour

More Witty One-Liners... - Puns And One Liners

As is usually the case for Fridays, here are a few witty one-liners for the weekend...I used the return portion of my train ticket today.  That took me back.

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@MoreTwitty15 Jul 2022
Were they HIGH-tops?
Funky D@FunkyDL15 Jul 2022
I once bought some shoes from a drug dealer, @MoreTwitty. I don’t know exactly what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
Some punny business my daughter came up with: "It was announced this morning that long-time church member, Jess Dent, will be serving as our newest deacon. Even though he has a head cold, he's here tonight, so how about a round of applause for-our ... Deacon, Jess Dent!"
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Cute response from @CarneAdventist -- "But on a serious note, I don't approve of political jokes—I’ve seen too many get elected."
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
OLD JOKE As another election is beginning, time 2 review the origins of the word politics: Poly means many. Ticks are blood-sucking parasites.
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
If I could mass produce a modern version of bicycles used in imaginative adventures like The Wizard of Oz and ET, I think I'd call the company Whim-cycle.
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
Shear stupidity
Heather Jordan 🌸✝️🩸👀👂🎺@HeatherJ2652Oct 24
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
At least she's growing up in a stable environment!
Drew
@drewdyckOct 24
My 8 year old is pretty frustrated that I won’t buy her a horse. I explained that we live in the suburbs and have a tiny yard. She explained that she would keep the horse in her bedroom.
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
Recommendation: Don't ask!
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 24
Man Not Sure If Wife Already In Pajamas Or Still In Pajamas buff.ly/uhNZJmV

Man Not Sure If Wife Already In Pajamas Or Still In Pajamas

AMARILLO, TX — After local man Jeremy Long got home from work a little early on Thursday he was greeted by a wife wearing pajamas, forcing him to consider whether or not she was "already" in pajamas...

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@MoreTwittyOct 24
Did that make you blue?
ElsieAnna✝💜☮
@BarbaraRom20315Oct 23
I was thinking of a color that doesn’t exist.... but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.🤣
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
Regarding the first joke below: They probably also had boats on sail!
Puns AndOneliners@punsandonelinerOct 24
Big sale on rowing paddles at my local shop. It's quite an oar deal. punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Ship #ShipJokes #Joke #Humour

Ship jokes - Puns And One Liners

A ship load of blue crashed into a ship load of red paint. The crews were marooned. A series of puns and one liners on the theme of Ship Jokes

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@MoreTwittyOct 24
Was that on your trip to Greece?
ElsieAnna✝💜☮
@BarbaraRom20315Oct 24
🤣 DAD JOKE 🤣 I always cook with vegetable oil ! It was a Wesson I learned long ago.🤣
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
Scary!
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeOct 24
Millions Of 12-Foot-Tall Lawn Skeletons Discovered On Dem Voter Rolls buff.ly/dCnEWgq

Millions Of 12-Foot-Tall Lawn Skeletons Discovered On Dem Voter Rolls

ATLANTA, GA — Federal election monitors confirmed Thursday that millions of mail-in ballots cast for Democratic candidates nationwide have been traced back to 12-foot-tall plastic lawn skeletons.

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