Morgan Tanner - Artist retweeted
Fábio says “Happy Merry Christmas” and I never correct hm Bc it’s so cute and I love it 😭 😭 😭
My husband decided to cheer for SF today (he’s a soccer person not a football person)
He’s been saying “Go Tigers” all game and I am 🤣💀🤣
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My brazilian husband and i this morning
Him: my waves hurt
Me: ……. Waves?
Him: Yes, my waves.
Me:….. ple… um… show me where your waves are..?
Him: Flexes biceps
There’s no resolution - we are both still confused
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Heathrow will always be on my infamous top 3 worst airports ever. The gate numbers/layout are confusing, security signs don’t make sense, and for an international airport why do they not have shuttles instead of buses?!
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Just remembering the time my coworkers were appalled that me and my husband do our own laundry and cook our own meals, instead of me contributing to the “partnership” 😂
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