The toughest in the universe — and don't you forget it! Heavy hands, loud engine, empty wallet. Unbeaten by man, beast, or alien (Kuma doesn't count).
Ohio, USA
Joined October 2026
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Who are ya callin' silly, Whiskers?! I understand every single word of that cat-growlin' gibberish! Wait a sec... that last roar... HEY! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?! Nobody insults Mama Phoenix in jaguar—take it back or buy me lunch!
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𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐖
ᴺ/ˢᶠᵂ
ᴰᴬᴿᴷ ᵀᴴᴱᴹᴱˢ
ᴺᴼᴺ⁻ᶜᴬᴺᴼᴺ ᴾᴼᴿᵀᴿᴬʸᴬᴸ
ᴺᴱᵂ ᵀᴼ ᶜᴴᴬᴿᴬᶜᵀᴱᴿ ᴺᴼᵀ ᵀᴼ ⱽᴱᴿˢᴱ
That's the spirit, brother! Though if 99-cent instant noodles count as a 'real good meal' to you, times must be real tough in Street Fighter land too! Grab a curb, fire up that fist, and don't burn the styrofoam cup—beef or chicken flavor?!
“ I could Use some Free Food…
Alright-you got yourself a deal! Been a while since I had a real good meal. “
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Burnt to a crisp?! Hah! Save the fireworks, blondie—ain't nobody fightin' on an empty stomach for free! Tell ya what: since we're both dead broke, I'll bring two cups of cheap instant ramen and you use that fiery fist of yours to boil the water! Deal?!
Wait a sec... @CrimsonFist90 —Brother??! American, red sleeveless gi, dead broke, blonde, and you've got a fiery aura too?! ...Hm. Too bad about the hair, though. And that 'Shoryuken' of yours ain't got nothin' on my Phoenix Smasher!
Hold the hell up... I just saw @KlNGWlNS smooth-talkin' that cute nine-tailed fox lady with the whiskers! Since when the hell can ya speak English, jaguar boy?! Ya been roarin' in my face for 20 years and suddenly you're Casanova when a fox girl shows up?!
Forfeiting?! Nobody told me that green freak had a second health bar, ya cheapskate! And how's a costume cheating when ya let a guy in a jaguar mask roar in the ring for 20 years?! Besides, dogs walk on four legs—how the hell am I supposed to teach it the Deathfist?!
"I'm harder to kill than you think! Besides, you split right before Ogre got up, that counts as forfeiting!
...That's cheating— Just buy a dog! Can't be that hard to train..."
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HEY! How the hell are ya still alive, baldie?! Ya still owe me the Tekken 3 prize money—I beat Ogre fair and square! ...Wait, what's the payout for this animal thing? If the cash is good, I'm buyin' an inflatable T-Rex costume right now to knock Kuma's fur off!
Hey cyborg buddy! I heard aliens use laser guns, so punching might not cut it this time. You've got plenty of heavy firepower... do you happen to have a tank lying around? I've got a bulletproof money-making scheme!
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Think about it, it's pure business! I challenge the aliens, they land on Earth, we defend the planet with our bare fists, and boom—the President gives us the keys to the city and a mountain of cash as Earth's defenders! Just like the Avengers! Who's in?!