Joined April 2018
Walked Luna last night at Carleton Crem ( dead quiet ! ) Flowers, and proper look at the new extension.
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This is where the water's going. (See, it's all starting to make sense now, isn't it?)
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The woggle is the three hundredth and thirty-first most important item of your equipment. Make sure you keep it polished at all times (you never know when a member of the royal family might drop round ). Lord Baden Mouse recommends ‘A tin of Brasso and a lot of elbow grease!’
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Temperance, in the tarot, is usually represented by a female angel. This is the Mouse Boat. We couldn't afford an angel. Besides, they're all too busy dancing about on the head of a pin in Bognor Regis. So we've gone with a faerie instead.
Starting this lunchtime, from the pages of 'Scouting for Tits' by Lord Baden Mouse... @david12742 @CRTBoating @CRTnotices @LancashirePics @Darkveilpara1 @CRTNorthWest @JulietteGregson @LancasterUni @Darkveilpara1
One last piece of health advice from the Mouse Parliament: @david12742 @CRTBoating @CRTnotices @LancashirePics @Darkveilpara1 @CRTNorthWest @JulietteGregson @LancasterUni @Darkveilpara1
Today we move one step closer to the completion of the Mouse Boat Tarot Temperance card, and indeed the Mouse Boat Tarot itself, by adding some much needed colour...
The CRT have reinstated continuous cruising rules, so I'll be moving the old boat today, which means that this lunchtime's 'Mouse Boat Times' posting has been brought forward to breakfast...if you consider half four on a rainy morning breakfast...
This lunchtime's Mystic Morris: CANCER (June 21st – July 22nd)
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May the wheels drop off your manky milk-cart your tail shrivel to a stump, which it will when that selfish old bag, Madeline, runs off with the nex idiot, taking your annual earnings with her By summer you’ll have warts all over your (Editor: Mystic Morris has been sacked.)
This lunchtime's Mystic Morris. (He's still on probation and sailing dangerously close to the wind as far as I'm concerned.)
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GEMINI (May 21st – June 20th): Whatever…something good will probably happen to you both at some point; and something bad as well. You’ll probably buy matching sweaters or something. Or share the same dream. Or finish each others’ sentences.
And so we reach no. 13 (or, at any rate, the background scribble for card no. 13), otherwise known as 'Death'; possibly the most dreaded card of the whole deck, known to give people heart attacks when drawn in atmospheric, gloomy tents at fairgrounds, thus self-fulfilling ...
TAURUS (April 20th – May 20th): This year your tail will drop off and your whiskers will develop mange. This is the price you pay for selling manky vegetables, isn’t it, Bob? Well, you’ll soon find the Health and Hygiene mice closing down your cruddy market stall.
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With Mars entering the Oort Cloud in early August, I had no other choice but to telephone them and report you! In September you’ll develop scabies and your ears will end up as mouldy and revolting as your sprouts. As for your (Editor: That’s enough of that!