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High Th☻ts retweeted
look how fuckin small those corporate tax contributions are, and yet dumbfuck republicans will still blame welfare recipients and immigrants for "mooching off the system" we're truly the most cucked country in the world
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Alright whose FUCKING ad idea was this Elon???!!!
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High Th☻ts retweeted
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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High Th☻ts retweeted
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Finally got my hair did
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Hate when my mom bothers me while I’m vacuuming! Doesn’t she understand when a man is vacuuming with door locked that’s his personal time
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pussy so good she got me soundin like courage the cowardly dog when im in it
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She gonna suck whatever I pull out of these tighty whities
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High Th☻ts retweeted
White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife
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Lost cell service for like a good 15 minutes and I thought Iran really cut the undersea cable ties
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People with fart kinks going crazy
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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High Th☻ts retweeted
The social media age is so bizarre, you cheat on your wife, she publicly posts about it and how she feels, you then repost the statement 🤣
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Why the fuck is @Spotify pushing this song so hard the past couple days?? It’s not in any of my playlist and keeps popping up
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Can whoever has my voodoo doll stop squeezing my balls already
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What ever happened to the Candace Owen’s lesbian arc?
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High Th☻ts retweeted
There's something oddly beautiful about hearing that sophisticated, lavish MGM orchestra performing for a violent cat & mouse series
Got a little emotional listening to this score last night, god i love this series
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High Th☻ts retweeted
Missing Great Smoky Mountains hiker Chien Nguyen resurfaces in a homeless shelter in Knoxville, Tennessee. Nguyen says that he did not identify himself earlier because he “needs to get away from women.”
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