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Wee Mowgz

@Mowgzilla

Live music slut. A strong 4, but with the chat of a weak 8. Barely the jester of indie rock. A yellow danger. A right psychedelic ponce.

 Musselburgh, Scotland, Sadness
Joined April 2010
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Just been informed by my son that "farts are invisible poos" Cannot argue with that
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America has went slightly less racist. Netanyahu lost his majority. Now we just need Real Betis to pump Dortmund in the Champions League and I'll have had a fantastic day.
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One of these things is not like the others. I get that. But it is also the most important of the 3. 12 points from 12 in their return to the CL is a huge achievement and will improve the world beyond measure.
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@anon_opinNov 3
The theme tune to Fraggle Rock is an absolute banger. Queen could've released it and it would've eclipsed Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Jo Caulfield@Jo_CaulfieldNov 2
It’s worth thinking about. 🤷‍♀️⁉️⁉️
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I genuinely love my mother and father-in-law, but i am constantly amazed that between them, for a visit of a few hours, they manage to use 8 fucking plates, 4 mugs and 9 spoons. And 4 pints of milk for teas and coffees. Fucking old people, man
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Lily Allen has designed/is selling a butt plug and I honestly cannot think of a single thing I would rather stick up my arse more
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Celtic are celtic-ing particularly hard this afternoon. Lovely stuff
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@clydebankfcOct 31
It really was some finish 🫣
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58. Goal Dalbeattie. Rossiter has somehow managed to scored a 40 yard own goal 😬 (1-6).
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in 2027 Britain, you will only be allowed to masturbate to the hit documentary “adolescence.”
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Incredible community note
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Ewok@22CaratEwokOct 29
James Blunts comb-over makes my prostate gland itch in a very negative manner
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Greatest sport in the world
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@AEWonTVOct 29
THAT JUST HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE ON NATIONAL TV #AEWDynamite is LIVE as Fright Night continues on TBS and HBO Max
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I'm still reeling from reading a 1* review of a book i just finished saying it was terrible as "if you just read the first and last two chapters you find out all you need to know about the story" Who lives in such squalor of joy? This is proof that the world is fucked
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I was playing pickleball last night and i appear to have torn my calf muscle. Utterly pathetic. I may never recover from this loss of aura
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I played on, as I'm hard as fuck. And still won a few games. But now i am struggling to walk, so THAT'S NICE
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I'm still at work though, as i am a boot-licking servile fool
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I love looking at festival facebook pages and people speculating about the headliners. The delusion is incredible. "Ah yes. @ Kendal Calling, I'd love to see Fleetwood Mac (original line up), Oasis and The Beatles as headliners"
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"Please 2000 Trees festival, get ABBA as a headliner. And Cher. And Radiohead. It'll make my week"
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Steve@NotDrDeathOct 14
I’ve obtained this image of Kelly Clarkson (dressed in the black XXX jacket) approaching the store owner about the bird
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