Tʜᴇ Gɪʀʟ Wɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ Dᴜɴɢᴇᴏɴs & Dʀᴀɢᴏɴs Tᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏ

I've never seen so much Barbarian energy in a kitten. He would like to rage.

The first movie villain that terrified me

I can admit that I was incorrect in this. I should have said high str vs low str. Woe. Etc.

I can never make another post like this without being accused of AI sloppage. I RAISE MY FIST.

This. Also, I didn't hear this discord around BG3 or Cyberpunk (thank god) so I can only think this reaction is unique to partners who don't play, and have only seen their other half playing FPS. GTA has been sleeping for 13 years, 'hot coffee' passed out of all knowledge 💀

Hit tweet 😆 so FYI re: Katie Price - tacky people can be absolute treasures. Sequins and silicone do not corrupt the soul. But her behaviour does. And for this situation, if real, using it for promo is grotesque. If not, using sympathy as bait is grotesque. Grim either way.

THERE IS NO STOP. THERE IS ONLY GO. Bear keeps hitting the ‘continue petting’ button with his little foot 😭

Brain died so hard today that I forgot the words 'dog breed' existed, and under instant panic asked my neighbour for the 'ship name' of their new dog instead 😭 I'm moving house, goodbye

Two of the most powerful men alive, and STILL miserable. One wants respect. One wants to be cool. Neither can get what they actually want, so they settle for attention and make everyone else deal with it, because if you squint reeeeal hard, attention can sub for approval.

✨Radiant damage ✨

I've lost my mind here, have this monstrosity of mine:

Get you someone who looks at you this way. He's an old man now (twelve!!!) but he still looks and acts like a puppy. I adore him.

There is a small army of drones outside my house looking for the escaped capybara. There are also some intense cottagecore ladies wringing their hands and playing capybara noises on their phones. They've found her, but can't get her. GO CINNAMON! BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!

I discourage Bear from sitting like this because he should not sit like this, his spine is LONG and his inbred genes are WEAK, but he does not listen 'pls help, mother is cruél, mother is stone-hearted, mother has not fed me in thirteen years, mother wishes me to starve' 😑

it's like they know you @aightamy

i watched the movie Chef and now I feel, in a very deep and important part of myself, that my life will probably be OK if I can try ᴶᵁˢᵀ ᴼᴺᴱ ᶜᵁᴮᴬᴺᴼˢ ˢᴬᴺᴰᵂᴵᶜᴴ, ok we don't have those here back to being God's mistake ✨

guys, now they're saying we're old if we can type fast, and TYPING FAST is like my second best thing I do so if this is true then I--

I can only imagine the scene in the middle of a field in a glorious LARP festival where, absolutely *spectacularly* high, a bunch of historians came up with the idea for The Decameron and somehow it got greenlit. Perfectly ridiculous fun. Didn't think Netflix had it in them.