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Ngakabo Gcina
Joined May 2011
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My Fohloza retweeted
Joburg residents: There’s a water outage in our city Your mayor:
Replying to @NotTendai
It is absolutely essential that people DO NOT BATH every day. You can't even shower every day. Wash in a skottel every day. With a was-lap. Then put the soapy water in the toilet cistern. We have to save water.
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My Fohloza retweeted
… AND it is her democratic right? That should be why you could not hide her ID.
I can tell you for free that my grandmother voted for the ANC. Because she said there's no water because the EFF is sabotaging the ANC. And no, we couldn't hide her ID because- her storage systems are so good that she still has our birth certificates somewhere safe.
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you think today is hot, wait till you go to hell for voting for the DA
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My Fohloza retweeted
You guys live in white areas and then get here stunned that you’re seeing them in numbers. Our people are out in numbers and on the ground as well apho bahlala khona.
Queues are full of yt people… where are our people guys? Once we opt to go later, we will end up not going. Let’s go out in our numbers please!
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My Fohloza retweeted
So when there were multiple campaigns telling people to register and check their status, what were you doing?
Only to be told, when I finally got to the front, that I'm apparently registered at a completely different voting station. Mind you, I've been voting at this very station all my life! 😭 😭
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As residential areas grow, there are ward demarcation changes, and more wards are introduced. That’s why they tell you to check where you are registered. Ignorance cannot be helped.
Only to be told, when I finally got to the front, that I'm apparently registered at a completely different voting station. Mind you, I've been voting at this very station all my life! 😭 😭
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My dad voted for the DA at the last elections. I just spent 2 hours showing him how stupid his decision was (respectfully). He sounded like he heard me. Fingers crossed 😭😭
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Got to the station just before 7am. The queue was looooong. Once they opened, it was so quick. I was done by 7:45🔥🔥
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My Fohloza retweeted
In the same way cocaine is good for toddlers
Helen Zille will be good for Joburg.
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My Fohloza retweeted
😂 black people voting for the DA here’s a message for you 😘
What is good for white people is good for South Africa
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My Fohloza retweeted
We're partners bafwethu.. this thing of shaming men for relying on you as their partner is weird...
“ I hate doing this” kusho indoda yakho iboleka u200 kuwena.😭
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Yohh wa itsi random emails di tena yang when you are waiting for a life changing email ? 😩😭
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My Fohloza retweeted
I really don’t understand what God is trying to teach me this season, but I don’t think I’m a huge fan of whatever it is tbh.
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My Fohloza retweeted
🧥
I'm finally a father after years of trying.
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Helen Zille can do donuts in every Gusheshe in Gauteng until the wheels come off, the answer is still NO!
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Unpopular opinion: the odds of changing course for the black condition are better if we join ANC en mass than split the black vote. Mantlwane ana adi splinter party a re senyetsa nako.
Might be an unpopular statement but based on policy alone, there are currently no alternatives for black people besides the ANC.
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My Fohloza retweeted
This Uber driver asked me if there’s a game in Pretoria and I went on about how Walmart is replacing Game throughout South Africa. Only to find out this man is referring to a soccer match. 😭 ⚰️
Sipitori still dribbles me shame. 😭😭😭
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I’m wearing my afro out and it’s attracting too many of them. Kunini ngihleka ngeEnglish😩😩
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Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her & there’s another horse outside.
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