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Joined November 2025
Mr. Bubble retweeted
generally im at peace with the passage of time but its hard to accept that soon enough children who grew up with skibidi toilet will be old enough to make video essays about how it was peak media
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Mr. Bubble retweeted
When i played undertale and left the ruins after that dramatic fight... there were these... funny skeletons??? And I just started running around and breaking everything in anger Why is toby fox such a bad writer
"That... on the mantle..." "It's..." [REALLY LOUD AIRHORN] "WOMP WOMP ITS WACKY TIME I'M MISTER WACKY MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF PIPE CLEANERS WHAT A COOL MIXED MEDIA CONCEPT THIS ISNT EARTHBOUND BTW I HOPE YOU GET INCREDIBLY INVESTED IN ME"
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Thank you Elon, now I know that "Fans of things are discussing things they like"!
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Deadlock Memes that'll make you the funniest 0 kills 11 deaths Silver player in the group chat!
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deadlock fans on twitter when you ask them to clear the minions on green instead of jerking off to paige porn
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GUIDE TO DEBATING, ARGUING AND INSULTING ON THE INTERNET: pedophile = fan of thing i mildly dislike racist = fan of thing i mildly dislike groomer = fan of thing i mildly dislike
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i tried playing "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with my sentient talking dog buddy but he kept only responding with "Yes", "No" and laughing in my face so i spiked his drink with lab chemicals and it blew up in his mouth
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I let my sentient dog drive my car and he crashed it within seconds because he's a dog. What the fuck was I thinking?
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well thats just an entirely different tweet at that point
These tweets are always funny because they always end up reading to me like they’re saying “god remember when people on this site were just mildly annoying instead of having a solid 50% to be the spawn of hitler”
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I exist solely to comment shit like "unskippable thumbnail", "elite ball knowledge" and "investing at ___ likes" under tiktoks and youtube shorts. If you asked me what I ate today or what movies I like I would not be able to answer.
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You dont even see tiktok and youtube shorts thumbnails usually because of how they work so the unskippable thumbnail part doesnt even make that much sense here ugh STUPID STUPID STUPID!!
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Everyone always talks about how hard it is to pee with a boner but never about how hard it is to pee when your urethra is blocked off with cement
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why not just post the image with the sun by itself, why make a smoking hot, beautiful ai babe hold it. Like seriously wow amazing looking woman just, can i take her out to drink monster energy drinks and watch Berserk together?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Sun is not fire requiring oxygen for combustion. It is plasma powered by nuclear fusion, which does not need oxygen. starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/StarChild… iflscience.com/people-are-ask… wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/201…
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but Settings app we're both boys
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i dont think this guy is old enough to be on twitter
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"dude i could buy 10 nintendo switches with that money!" Are you 7 years old
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Teahcer: What is "&" called normie classmate: uhhh thats the 'and' symbol, time to browse some tik tok and pick my nose!! Me: Hmph. Ampersand.
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remember like 4 years ago where 25% of this site were "voice actors" but all they actually did was just dub over impact font memes and it didnt really make them funnier at all
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why do tiktok users talk like that
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i just saw 500 ants pick up a guy sleeping on a bench and carry him away
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