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Award-Winning Comedy Writer. Investigative Journalist. Proficient recluse. The public eye is blind.

Syracuse, New York
Joined August 2010
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I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.
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It's not hyperbole.
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The irony in "Iran can't have a nuclear weapon" when they weren't even attempting to, is that AI can potentially kill every human on earth and we're not doing f'kall about it because it's enriching the people who can stop or contain it.
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I've decided to stop buying food so I won't have a trade deficit with the grocery store.
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This is propagander.
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