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Herbert Garrison

@MrGarrison80

Teacher at SAES ๐Ÿซ #GoCows ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ Former POTUS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Gay and PROUD ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Getting rid of Mexicans, one day at a time โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅบ

 South America, Colorado
Joined June 2026
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I have a theory that we only see this version of child Garrison because this was Garrisonโ€™s flashback and therefore itโ€™s harder for him to remember what he looked like, because when you see him in someone elseโ€™s flashback when he was younger he looks normal
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moa4soobin@aqckermannNov 14
Replying to @Mikey00312
wait get onto tumblr real quick this description is amazing
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I JUST REALISED I USED THE WORD "human" INSTEAD OF "hupersons" IN MY LAST POST, WHICH IS A MICRO-AGGRESSION TOWARDS WOMEN SINCE TALKING ABOUT "humans" IS ABUSING MY MALES PRIVILEGES!! I'm so sorry, please forgive me... Here's a selfie to show I'm not lying.. #apologies #tears
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โš ๏ธVERY IMPORTANTโš ๏ธ 20 pi cturesOf Tolkien Black Being Cute๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ
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ris๐Ÿซ€@byler7500Nov 14
They were so happy for him
CASEY ๐Ÿซ€ (@katloid) profile pictureCASEY ๐Ÿซ€@katloidNov 13
neurodivergent gay couple and their strange but supportive little fat boy
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Auggie@Augi_97Nov 14
Being a queer teen who likes South Park
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Just Found My New Favorite Video
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Thanks for blowing up my phone last night. Itโ€™s not like I was having trouble sleeping or anything
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Auggie@Augi_97Nov 12
I AM THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON PLANET EARTH RIGHT NOW
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Grading is hell, these fucking kids have the handwriting of a zoo animal on crack cocaine. Iโ€™m about to start making the students type their paragraphs instead.
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Mel .แŸ@melvshiNov 13
why is he like
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I could say the exact same to you, porky. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿคฃ
Eric Theodore Cartman (@itserictcartman) profile pictureEric Theodore Cartman@itserictcartmanNov 13
This damn faggot has nothing better to do with his pathetic life ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
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This damn faggot has nothing better to do with his pathetic life ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
Herbert Garrison (@MrGarrison80) profile pictureHerbert Garrison@MrGarrison80Nov 13
Replying to @itserictcartman
Your mom will be getting your report card in the mail soon.
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I'M BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ LET'S CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENCES AND BE KIND TO ALL MINORITIES EVERYONE HELL YEAHHHHH #positive #PC #comeback
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#StatusUpdate ๐Ÿคซ Getting stuffed like a misbehaving thanksgiving turkey xx ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคญ
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Hey
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petpet !
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