@MrJerryP01

It was at that moment that I knew my neighbours would need my help . scroll on if hurty words or memes offend it's not really that hard eh ?

 SE London Camberwell/Cambridge
Joined April 2023
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🎶 #BladeRunners 🎶 🥳🥳🥳😂😂
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It was at that moment that I told my neighbour to concentrate on the balls ! 😬🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣😂🥳🥳😋
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Weeeee ! 🤦‍♂️😂😂
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Meanwhile in Hampshire, police have been ordered to arrest anyone of colour that's racist including black bins 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣😂
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Football training is going well with my neighbour 🫢🤣😂😂🥳🥳😋
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🤣😂😂 Proper valid response...😬😂
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If I was brave enough to skydive ....😂😂😂
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This has to be the most cringe worthy lying interview since the last prominent liar said he doesn't sweat . Both are guilty but will never accept it .🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
BBC Politics
@BBCPoliticsMay 31
"I don't have any conscious memory of seeing that motorhome" Former Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon says the camper van bought by her former husband Peter Murrell was not "immediately visible" when visiting her in-laws as it "was round the side of the house"
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🤣🤣😂😂 This kills me ! 🤣😂😂
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It was at that moment that I told my neighbour to always ask for my help when putting on those elasticated cornered sheets as it's my duty as head of our Gated Community 😉🤣😂😂🥳🥳🥳😋😋
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The stick with unlimited possible uses 😬🤣🤣😂😂
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Finally got around to cancelling the nonce channel after increasing the bill to pay for payoffs. Never again ! 🤬🤬
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It was at that moment that I agreed that my neighbour should go up first to see if our Gated Community stage is high enough 😬🤣😂😂🥳🥳🥰😋😋
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Me in this heat atm ...🤣🤣🤣😂
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And we the people are supposed to welcome a discount of £1 .64 on summer resorts for a family of 4 . Labour are rinsing the tax payer as the Unemployment bill has surpassed the GDP thanks to them giving freeloaders more money . Labour have failed the people .
Ben Graham
@BenGrahamUKMay 27
Days ago Rachel Reeves was telling Brits about ‘Summer Savings’. Now energy bills are rising another 13%. An extra £221 a year for the average household. This government hasn’t got a grip on the cost of living at all.
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Memorable romantic moments that will never change 🤣🤣😂😂
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When you get too much packaging from Amazon......🤦‍♂️😂😂😂
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My slut cat insists on the best ! 🤦‍♂️😂🤣🤣😂 #LaboutinHeels
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Baby sitting my git nephew and glad he can't spell yet as he repeats everything I say to my sister 🫢🤣🤣😂
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It was at that moment that I told my neighbour that I was getting tingling spidey senses too as we got ready for our Gated Community summers fancy dress 😬🫢🤣😂😂🥳🥳🥳😋😋
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" Only mad dogs and English men go out in the midday sun " Rudyard Kipling " Fooking melting 'ere " Jerry P
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Beaten that now 🥵🥵🥳🥳 And weather is fair apparently 😂😂 It's great weather for a Bank Holiday but not for workers 😭 Also good weather for Channel crossings of which the Government is hiding from . More HMO's for taxpayers as they hide them from hotels but cost as much .🤦‍♂️
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