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André Agoní

@MrMarcus260

Writer. Divorced Dad. WGA Strong. My pen makes people laugh. Former story editor of Bob ❤️’s Abishola #BlackLivesMatter

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2014
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Don Salmon@dijoniNov 2
Say their name. And remember them.
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If we had more robust and skill-based programming for incarcerated youth in jail we could cut most of the youth-related offenses. Every kid can be reached.
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I love how great wrestling has gotten lately
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Yonny Yonsson@ElPowelloNov 3
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Then Uncle Solo come in with the warning shot and it’s game over 😂😂
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Jay Uso gone get Jaida Parker pregnant. When people ask why they didn’t just use protection he gone say “Ain’t nobody safe!”
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This the kind of woman you fall out with your family over.
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@TheMotherWeaverNov 1
Ever been to heaven? 🧚🏽
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What if he’s the greatest comedian of all time? Completely committed to the bit. Both terms was just him fuckin around hoping we’d hold him accountable so he could point out the hidden cameras, but we never did. It would have to be some Kaufman/Fielder level stuff.
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He sounds like a comedian doing an impression of him. Gotta be a bit.
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@HQNewsNowOct 31
Trump: By the way, is Robert De Niro a moron? I used to sort of like him, but now I can't even watch him. He's like, gross. Then he goes into the comedies. He's no good for comedy. Maybe somebody should tell him.
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Damn. Damn. Damn.
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@PopCraveOct 29
Patrick Stewart has passed away at 86.
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@Geto299Oct 28
Quote this tweet with that one video that lives rent free in your head
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Ahmed Chawki@ikwa_404Oct 28
This meme was never used this good before this unheard of
Sasha le génie🇨🇭 (@sashalegenie) profile pictureSasha le génie🇨🇭@sashalegenieOct 27
Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école (Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)
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still nuts we actually got a knicks ring & they no longer on speaking terms, the art woulda been special
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@nahimdifferentOct 27
we used to get our period @ da same time 🥀💔
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“GET ME PAUL GEORGE PEE TEST!!”
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Kenny Dee Williams@KBaddsOct 27
Pat McAfee after a group of college kids jokingly tell him to keep his shirt on …
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@awfulannouncingOct 27
ESPN, University of Utah issue statements after Pat McAfee voices frustration with ‘GameDay’ experience awfulannouncing.com/college-…
ESPN, University of Utah issue statements after Pat McAfee voices frustration with 'GameDay'...

ESPN, University of Utah issue statements after Pat McAfee voices frustration with 'GameDay'...

Pat McAfee did not enjoy his time at the University of Utah this weekend, and got an apology from the school on Monday.

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I need to hit the lottery
Linda (@Lindafjsn) profile pictureLinda@LindafjsnOct 27
Sign that you really need a darkskin in your life 🤎🥰
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That Jdub injury is GRUESOME
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New era@laking2224Aug 20
When the Lakers come to a city near you 😂😏
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New era@laking2224Oct 26
I tried to warn yall 😂😂😂
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When the Lakers come to a city near you 😂😏
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He was born in 1946 in a lake. He died in 2455 reentering orbit. He was an astronaut.
vic (@vicloveshorror) profile picturevic@vicloveshorrorOct 24
Can you believe he’s going to take Manhattan one day
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