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Russell Miller retweeted
it amazes me that they raised the bridge, added a million signs to it, flashing lights, a warning alarm, and a passthrough, and people still fuck it up. If IQ testing were required for a driver's license, yearly vehicular deaths would probably drop to near zero.
Russell Miller retweeted
Ernie Johnson: "I grew up with 2 older sisters, closest I'll ever come to having brothers, you three. You three. And what do we always say? We are all Black friends." 💕
Russell Miller retweeted
Easily my favorite Ernie Johnson moment.
Shaq’s face and Kenny’s immediate “oh wow” always cracks me up
Bob Uecker just cracked the loudest Miller Lite in the history of heaven for his Brew Crew finally getting to the mountain top
Russell Miller retweeted
Charles Barkley gets emotional addressing Ernie Johnson:
“It’s been an honor and privilege to work with you all this time.”
Johnson announced today that he will be leaving Inside the NBA after this season.
Take a bow, Wesley Fofana
World class disaster performance for all to marvel about for years to come
Juventus getting punked out by hungrier mid table teams is just a weekly reminder that this club can print money but have all the fight of a dying dog
Russell Miller retweeted
79 players are listed with an injury or illness on today's 2:30 PM injury report, for games that are on tonight's schedule.
That's approximately 15% of the NBA!!
Ruben Amorim, welcome to your new life in the San Siro sewers that is facing the Curva Sud after an embarrassing loss
Stunning that people in Atlanta have other obligations to do at noon on a weekday
Ticket prices for Game 6 of the WNBA Finals have plummeted
The get-in price was $156 when the game was announced on Monday. Tickets are now going for as low as $23.
That’s an 85% drop in just two days.
(Ticket prices via @TickPick )
Russell Miller retweeted
Yes he has quite the resume Ian, thank you. Shall we look at what the Google machine pulls up for the last couple years? Hmmm, 16 allegations of sexual misconduct, a 10 game suspension from the NFL, and a terrible 73% on FGs in 2024. I feel like this is a Norm Macdonald bit “wow that’s the first I’m hearing of this!”
The #Chiefs worked out three kickers and kept both Justin Tucker and Harrison Mevis around all day, giving them both physicals after similarly impressive workouts. In the end, with the experience and resume, Tucker gets the PS spot.
