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Sam Malik

@MrSamMalik

I’m like never sarcastic

 Calgary, Alberta
Joined January 2012
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk15 Jun 2023
“What are you thinking?”
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When I realize we’re closer to the year 2050 than the year 1990.
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I’m not hungry, I just want to eat.
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No statement captures the current state of UK politics better than "the first time was accidental after looking at tractors"
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Does this mean @JustinTrudeau will start dueting @theJagmeetSingh TikTok’s?
spoiler: bruce wayne is batman.
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put your two cents in and get a dollar back
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I tried to pay attention but attention paid me
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Maybe there's a lot more than meets the eye?
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Hope is the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard
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imagine dating someone with an android :\
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Teligent Inc. is preparing to file chapter 11 bankruptcy after the Food and Drug Administration found manufacturing violations at the pharmaceutical company’s facility, according to sources $TLGT
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Desiree@Dezilea28 Sep 2021
That press conference could have been a tweet #ableg
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Am I the only one who thinks all inclusive resorts feel like minimum security prison?
I love when people ask me how to spell Sam…
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Sometimes I feel like my life is a really good lil baby song
15 years ago today... the legend of '06 Playoff Pisani grew with the first shorthanded OT goal in Stanley Cup Final history! Do you remember the moment? #LetsGoOilers

GOAL: Fernando Pisani

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Elon Musk
@elonmusk14 Jun 2021
!!
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The only thing worse than a Subaru is a Subaru Driver
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