@MrTedClark

Author, singer, dancer, exotic olive oil taster, actor

 Liverpool
Joined March 2010
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Not surprising to see Sacha claim things that don’t belong to him
The Hollywood Reporter
@THROct 21
Sacha Baron Cohen on Nathan Fielder, who worked on his show 'Who Is America?': "I think he’s a comic genius and he reinvented the genre that I, I suppose, created or developed. And he had a rule really, which was to not do anything that I had done. But he’s a brilliant, brilliant mind, and absolutely hilarious. I think his documentary’s going to be huge, so I’m very excited for him." bit.ly/4BpPgkz
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Hamza Yusuf
@Hamza_a96Oct 21
Very interesting timing, given Amnesty International just yesterday released a new, extensive report showing how Palestine solidarity and activism is being severely suppressed in universities.
Daily Mail
@DailyMailOct 20
Teachers to be banned from wearing Palestine badges as review finds 3 in 5 Jewish pupils have faced antisemitism at school trib.al/00Lztkq

Teachers face ban on wearing Palestine badges in schools

A Government-commissioned review into antisemitism in English schools is expected to call for radical changes to protect Jewish students.

dailymail.com
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Why the fuck are new front doors so expensive?
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ben@benhatesnufcOct 11
Replying to @k4comps
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I hate giving credit to the mancs but its crazy that he's not talked about more. One of the best finishers I've seen
Giggzer
@Giggzer_UTDSep 28
Nothing is more beautiful than a commentator shouting Van Nistelrooyyyyy
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Me to Whittaker when he has to fight Bivol
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Truly funny that this city stuff is going to bring down Burnham. Another positive of it
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Stats are shite. When you see goal:
OptaJoe
@OptaJoeOct 2
1 - Northern Ireland's Ciaron Brown scored the very first headed goal from outside the box in a UEFA Nations League match. Distance.
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I’m 20 years into my life sentence for murder. Under my pillow is the irrefutable proof of my innocence. Will today be the day I present it to the authorities? I shake my head. Not today. Got to do it when they’re least expecting it. Another five years should do it. Maybe ten.
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"I once had irrefutable evidence that I hadn't laundered £1bn to break football fair play rules, but didn’t present this to the investigation."
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hugo viana fan@ManCityKDSep 28
City being condemned for outsmarting an unfair and immoral system. Jesus Christ was also crucified for multiplying bread for the most needy. History is cyclical. It was like that with Jesus, it was like that with Nelson Mandela, with Gandhi, and now with Manchester City.
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In this house Gavin Bazunu is a hero. End of story.
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Ted Clark retweeted
Sarmo@sarm0161Sep 25
What City have done is nowhere as shameful as calling Imre Varadi “Imre Banana” and then taking an inflatable one to a football match. I think perspective is needed here.
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Before people calling for titles to go to teams that would have won without City cheating, please remember, this would make Brendan a Premier League winning manager
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Ted Clark retweeted
.@UntoldbyTerrySep 22
Bitch, I just hollered bc that’s exactly what they would do
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Metro@MetroUKSep 20
Matheus Cunha makes Manchester United admission: ‘It cannot be like this’ trib.al/sid9RQz

Matheus Cunha makes Manchester United admission: 'It cannot be like this'

metro.co.uk
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never beating the INSANE FACECARD allegations
daisy thinker 🌼💭@thinkrdaisySep 18
never beating the INSANE FACECARD allegations
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Replying to @americanamemes
“ON WHAT CHARGE? TRYING TO ENJOY THE MATINEE? A SPLENDID MOTION PICTURE MATINEE?”
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