She is badly behaved.
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.
When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.
One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”
This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”
Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.
By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.
This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”
Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂
Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.
She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.
You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂
My gender!
Temitayo Onílù retweeted
Keep exposing them, I spoke about opposition using international influencers since a lot of Nigerian influencers are working for APC.
I’m glad we are gradually getting there🤭🤭
See me gisting with my colleagues as the only guy in duty now. Feels like gisting with my sisters. 😂
Temitayo Onílù retweeted
It is not a zero sum game.
Because something benefits care workers doesn't mean you have lost. Why are falling into the same trap that the government keeps laying. Pitting you against other migrant workers & undervaluing their work.
Can I ask how much you've engaged with your union, civil organisations or charities since the initial announcement? Have you joined Unison at any of their protests?
This is the same crabs in a bucket mentality that has pervaded British society. I guess you can say you've integrated because you seem to have learned it well.
Immigration can be such a souless thing. See how politicians have made you sort your life into skills and income groups and you are using that rank to classify yourself, your worth and the value of other's "contributions".
Your hands are not tied and if you believe that instead of finding ways to challenge the unfair system, the solution is to try to push others down because you feel "cheated", then the Government has already won.
Temitayo Onílù retweeted
Why do people act like food is some major achievement? It’s just food. You eat to survive, not to make it your entire personality. Life is bigger than your next meal!🤷🏿♂️
Temitayo Onílù retweeted
Taking the stairs to the 7th floor because I was to to complete my daily steps.
Temitayo Onílù retweeted
It's better to talk on something you understand clearly when it comes to public health education.























