Somewhere in the back in the 90s there was a kid who really did have an uncle that worked for Nintendo and no one ever believed him.
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A neutron sees a proton that seems sad.
"You o.k.?
"Ya.
"You sure?
"Yes, I'm SURE!
"How sure?
"Pretty sure.
"So you'd say you're-
"I'm fine. – at North Cleveland, OK
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#sweaters
When you're at the office and you feel a little chilly so you reach for your sweater but you're wearing it.
I don’t like purple.
In fact, I hate it more than
Red and blue combined.
#haiku
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Do I know the girl
From vegetarian club?
I’ve seen herbivore...
#haiku
@KicktheCool
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I don’t recommend
Eating any of your clocks.
It’s time consuming.
#haiku
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Charcuterie board:
A random old piece of wood
With meats and some cheese.
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Cheap TV for sale.
But volume is stuck on high.
I can’t turn that down!
#haiku
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Celebrating 20 episodes! Oops, All Segments kick.cool/e/oops-all-segment… #onlinereviews #beachbehemoth #RandoReviewRiot #GuessWhatSheGot
It’s clear a rabbit
Is a tiny kangaroo
With paws on the ground.
#haiku
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Sometimes things go a little off course during our reviews, but that's why you love us. New episode! #freesamples #eyeglasses #siblings #RevengeoftheNerds kick.cool/e/free-nerd-siblin…
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We had a very special guest on Kick the Cool! 7yo Jovi reviews birthdays on this short episode. #happybirthday #reviews ow.ly/PcqP50zjgAm
A podcast I’m doing with my brother and my sister is coming soon! Like, Monday!!!
Follow us @KicktheCool to be ready when new stuff drops!
When the moon hits your
Knees and you mispronounce trees
That’s sycamore
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