Fayetteville, NC
Joined April 2009
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Everyone meet Broomy- Josh’s new favorite toy. It doesn’t require batteries, doesn’t make annoying sounds, and it’s so fun to play with that he had to steal it from mommy. 10/10 #joshualev instagram.com/p/CqbavyPgyhi/…
Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CqX6mBQAG7s/…
13 years, many pounds, a much worse phone, countless spicy tuna rolls, many passport stamps, one dog, one house, and one child ago, two tiny little babies decided to get married. instagram.com/p/CqTJAYago3k/…
@islandhousecreative knocked it out of the park again for Josh! Going to have a very happy toddler on our hands. instagram.com/p/CqO07onMmW0/…
If your kid can’t be the best behaved in synagogue, at least he can be the best dressed. Follow me for more parenting tips. #joshualev instagram.com/p/CqMI0rLg9m5/…
Motherhood in a nutshell: 4 years ago at his Bris. #joshualev @o_tenenbaum @peterdoesparks instagram.com/p/CqMHLTcANFm/…
“Maybe next time don’t try shoving ice cream up your nose if you don’t want Mama to wash your face.” Things I never thought I’d say for $400, Ken. #joshualev instagram.com/p/CqJnO4ON7rH/…
Quick and easy dinner idea: it’s free cone day at Dairy Queen.
Follow me for more recipes. #joshualev instagram.com/p/CqBv47ygUWW/…
If you ever need a last minute costume and want to dress up as me to roast me, all you really need is a big pair of sunglasses and a cup of soda that is bigger than the average human newborn. instagram.com/p/Cp8PNBpgVUk/…
Meet this year’s projected Tour de France winner. And he didn’t even have to dope to do it. In other news, it’s fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. #joshualev #babysfirstbicycle instagram.com/p/Cp09vcAMnZz/…
Once upon a time, there was a reality competition where the prize was Flavor Flav. Now the prize will be just Nick Cannon’s sperm, I guess? instagram.com/p/CpgYDR7MnI3/…
This episode of Bluey is called a completely random day off from school on a random Tuesday because why the hell not? #joshualev instagram.com/p/CpfpABzgOt9/…
Don’t worry @sodabox.love- no many how many dirty soda places I try, you will always be my one true love. instagram.com/p/CpbAPt4PSil/…
Got a new coworker today. He is difficult to reason with, demands lots of breaks, insists on a 10 minute work day, and worst of all, somehow already makes more than I do. #joshualev instagram.com/p/CpYrS5OMC55/…
File this under: The Joys of Raising Jewish Children in the South 😬. #joshualev instagram.com/p/CpTTSdPgL4k/…
When you realize vacation is over and you have to go back to school. #joshualev instagram.com/p/CpQEzD7Avdr/…