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Nomad currently in London, UK
Joined December 2009
Good thing we have a recycling service for old pre-loved furniture 🛋🚫👋
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Adam D'Angelo: "I quit my job as the CTO at Facebook to start Quora so that people have a platform to ask engaging questions" People:
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I don't know what the dude in the coat is yelling about, but it looks like it's amazing... #LeGrandDebat
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Rush hour in London in all its crammed, busy glory. The best response to any terror attack is a city just being how it normally is.
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Angela Merkel has a PhD in quantum chemistry. Donald Trump misspelled "tap." Not exactly a meeting of the minds.
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That time I fled Communist Romania to a refugee camp in Austria, came to America, & years later became an exec @Google creating 10ks of jobs xitter.cf/TrumpHotels/status/123…
Tell us your favorite travel memory - was it a picture, a souvenir, a sunset? We'd love to hear it!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of California, is subtweeting President-elect Donald Trump. Explain that sentence to 1985. – at Manhattan, NY
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This sends a deeply worrying message to the millions of people from around the world living & contributing in our country. #LondonIsOpen
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The start of the #Hopper on Monday is a key part of our plans to make living and working in London more affordable.
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Pls don't use #PVSindhu & #SakshiMalik as anti-female-foeticide ads. Women don't have to be achievers to deserve the right to live. #Rio2016
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If you're wondering why the British are so good at #cycling and #rowing, take a look at the cost of public transport. #Rio2016
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This basically how America was built so xitter.cf/TheEllenShow/status/76…
This is how I’m running errands from now on. #Rio2016
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Employees are given a day off in southern India to watch new film Kabali bbc.in/2abufj0
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I shit you not. Due to a lack of trade negotiators, #Brexit Britain will need to hire immigrants for the job
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The U.K. is googling what the E.U. is hours after it voted to leave ti.me/294kbXA
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May 2017. Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his closest aides survey what's left of London.
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Er, don't vote with a tick. #iVoted You should put a cross or it may not count. – at Oxford, England
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First Obama came for my guns. Then he came for my knives. Then he came for my dinette set. Then he redecorated the whole place. It's lovely.
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