I hate when people are living my dreams. ๐๐
I gave my boyfriend a "free use pass" for the entire Halloween weekend and he used it seventeen times in three days
This is long because a LOT happened. So for Halloween I decided to give my boyfriend what I called a "free use weekend pass." The rules were simple: from Friday night through Sunday night, he could use me however and whenever he wanted. I wouldn't say no (we had a safe word for actual emergencies). No matter what I was doing, cooking, showering, studying, sleeping, he could just... take.
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Dems gotta deport Nicki Minaji if they take back Congress.
I want her outta here.
Walking around on Halloween and hearing โOmg itโs Carmen San Diego!โ The millenniums saw me!!! ๐ฅน๐ซถ๐พ
Had a discussion with a woman who is a mother to 2 boys. Both are now 18 & 19. She said when they were younger maybe like 5 & 6, a woman said to her โOmg theyโre so cute, idk which one I want to fuck first.โ
EXCUSE ME!????
Gabby is just like the characters sheโs plays on tv. Eva ainโt going for that shit!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Dwyane Wade earned $196 million in the NBA. At home, Gabrielle Union pays half the bills. And she insisted on a prenup.
It started with one sentence. Wade says they were arguing in Miami and he called it "my house that I paid for." She told him he would never say that to her again. In L.A., she paid half of the new home. "You will never say my house again."
In May 2023, Union said it on a Bloomberg podcast: "in this household, we split everything 50/50." Wade says it covers about three things, like the house. Everything else, each pays their own. They married in 2014, and in her memoir she wrote that she "got taken to the cleaners" in her first marriage.
The case for 50/50: she earns her own money, she already paid for one divorce, and nobody gets to call the home "mine."
The case against: he made $196 million, a marriage is not a business deal, and splitting bills with someone who earns more keeps the gap.
In the video below, Wade explains how 50/50 works in their house.
If your partner earns far more than you, should you still split the bills 50/50?
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Instead of No Nut November, letโs do No Noise November.
STFU, thanks!
I was really out in these streets last night in a trench coat with lingerie underneath and no one got to experience that. Terrible.
โBlue Streakโ was supposed to be 20 mins long. He was supposed to be in and out grabbing that diamond and got thrown into being Lead Detective ๐
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wdym youโre strip tease daffy duck
Speaking of heightโฆ two men recently invited me into their conversation about putting their height in their dating profile. One man was 5โ8 and says he puts 5โ8. The other man was 5โ10 and says he puts 6โ0. His justification? โShort girls donโt know what 6 foot actually looks like.โ





















