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Armed with a deadly weapon. The ability to call you a berk. I also get bored easily.

Queensland
Joined August 2023
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Drew can’t count. Still a fucking idiot.
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Replying to @ProfJoannaHowe
Are you planning to sue the university YOU work at too? These emails seem pretty targeted, I hope you understand that your workplace, and the people that attend AU, including myself, do not want to have a professor that actively discourages conversations around consensual sex.
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Demand the removal of Professor Joanna Howe from Adelaide University - Sign the Petition! c.org/hHwpRncDnG via @ChangeAUS she’s icky
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teapaw.org/Jikkyleaks/status/2102… 🎶And isn't it ironic? Don't you think?🎶 🤣🤣
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So many are saying, "Well how can I boycott some dude I already avoid as much as possible", and the answer is, you're going to have to start talking some shit, nerd.
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Hey @edsheeran, I'm trying to compile a gallery of your political neutrality and penchant for not taking sides, but I'm having some issues
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JUST IN: Karl Stefanovic’s business partner has filed an urgent Supreme Court application to stop him forcing her out of the podcast business she helped build. Full story: bit.ly/4hr9P80
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Well, I guess removing it all together is one way to hide your dishonesty, dear. Do you need a new web developer? My grandson is very good with this kind of thing.
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As usual. Betty has her crinkly fingers on social media’s threads pulse. Have yourself a very Betty day terfs.
Replying to @salltweets
Well, I imagine a lot of you TERFs regret not taking up my offer. Too late now I'm afraid. teapaw.org/PoorOldBettyB/status/2…
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Monica dear - you forgot to stop your fake counter.
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Jesus
Hanson claims Federal Parliament is full of paedophiles while defending Warren Pickering. If Hanson knows this for a fact, and who, doesn't she have a mandatory obligation to report this to the police? She sounds rattled & unhinged, not a honest leader. news24.com.au/politics/austr…
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Congrats to Roxy. Sucked in Sal.
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BREAKING NEWS None of this reeks to high hell. How is this NOT corruption? righttoknow.org.au/request/p… Mike *redacted* black box AM is no other than Mike Kelly AM, former Labor politician. Michael Joseph Kelly, the former Labor MP and Australian Army colonel. He became President of Palantir Technologies Australia in 2020, shortly after resigning from federal Parliament. Palantir itself still identifies him as President of its Australian operation. Kelly had publicly praised Palantir while he was still an MP. In Parliament in 2018 he cited Palantir as an example of the kind of capability Australia needed. He announced the Palantir job only days after leaving Parliament in 2020. And then there's Joel Fitzgibbon, former Labor Defence Minister turned 'special counsel' for CMAX Advisory, who have been lobbying for Palantir since July 2025. Christian Taubenschlag is former chief of staff to Labor Defence Minister Joel Fitzgibbon. Rachel Noble, former Director-General of the Australian Signals Directorate, is on staff (The Guardian; ACT lobbyist register). CMAX also represents Raytheon, EOS, Navantia, Rafael, BAE, Saab, Elbit and Shield AI. Nothing to see here, folks. Just Palantir, a foreign spy tech firm who enable ICE with Medicaid data, crawling into Health and the NDIS. If the revolving door spun any faster, it could generate enough electricity to power Palantir’s data servers. 24 agencies in the Fraud Fusion Taskforce sharing data about us, between themselves. NDIA, Services Australia, ATO, ACIC, AFP, AUSTRAC, the NDIS Commission. AUSTRAC has used Palantir since 2017. The Future Fund holds $100 million in Palantir shares. $83.9 million to the NDIA in 2024 for 'fraud case management', 'claims assessment' and 'identity proofing'. That is Palantir Foundry's exact product page. $358.5 million in the 2026 Budget for a new NDIS digital enrolment and payment system, live 1 July 2026. The Integrity and Safeguarding Act 2026 gives the NDIA the power to make claiming electronic only. No electronic ID, no payment. No payment, no support. Participants are already being told they must accept myID binding, biometrics, behavioural monitoring, liability waivers and overseas data sharing to view our own plan. To view it. On a screen. Providers move to myID and RAM by September 2026. Now, the Bill now sitting in the Senate hands the NDIA search, entry, seizure and forced-answer powers under Schedule 2, new sections 73ZSA to 73ZSE. It lets computer programs make decisions with the CEO's authority under Schedule 3, sections 59B to 59E, and section 59E(3) says an automated decision still stands even if the safeguards were not followed. It turns needs assessment into a set of capped budget cells under Schedule 4, sections 32K and 32L, where a rule can tell the assessor what they are allowed to see. It quietly removes review rights under Schedule 1, sections 48, 99 and 100, and under new section 34A a Ministerial cut to your funding is not a reviewable decision at all. Parliament cannot hand a Commonwealth agency this much machinery while the Palantir question is still unanswered and hope a commercial contract will put back the rights the Act takes out. The National Disability Insurance Scheme Amendment (Securing the NDIS for Future Generations) Bill 2026 must be rejected. The Royal Commission into this is going to make #Robodebt look like a school fete where somebody misplaced the lamington money.
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Who owns this cat?
Who do you think you are
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David McBride saying how much he is looking forward to seeing his dog … *laughing at himself* AND HIS Daughters!, *then doubling down* mainly his dog ! Welcome home @MurdochCadell
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I am in tears at the Town Hall rally, watching our youth yell at the top of their lungs against the rise of far-right fascism and racism. The kids are absolutely alright. 🥲
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May this cunt be the victim of her own rhetoric. 🙏
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