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Partner @SweigartMurdock. Litigator: defamation, First Amendment, political law, civil liberties. Miles Visiting Fellow @Liberty_Ctr. Former: @dhillonlaw

Joined August 2021
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Between Trump Accounts and X money, a lot of people are going to leave money on the table for themselves and their kids because of politics. Too bad!
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I am sympathetic to not wanting to vote for Scott Wiener, but voting for Connie Chan is insane, I’m sorry (and I know a lot of San Francisco Republicans disagree with me on this).
I am really torn. My moderate friends tell me to vote for @Scott_Wiener, but the people who randomly block roads yelling "Free Palestine" say I should vote for @ConnieChanSF. Tough call.
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In Vienna, all the locals told us that this cake was very dry, overrated, and that standing in line for it was a bad idea. The cake was very good, not dry at all, and the line was maybe 5 minutes. Were the Austrians sly gatekeepers? Under-appreciative of their local treasures? Or was I easily impressed?
Glück kann man kaufen.
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IDK, my son peed through his diaper onto the bed at what would have been 6am, but because it was 5am, we all went back to sleep, which was nice.
Please remember not to say “Did you enjoy the extra hour” to parents of young kids.
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Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?
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Love is love. Well, as long as that love is not heterosexual love. If that is the case, you cannot live here. Clearly, we have zero clue what discrimination actually is.
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I’m generally a Europhile especially with food but American pastries (scones, muffins, biscuits) are underrated, and French laminated pastries are overrated.
There is such a dearth of bakeries in this country that Americans are forced to stand in line for hours to buy a croissant like Soviets back in the day 😪
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Mill Valley denizens with ICE OUT stickers on their Teslas (bought before Elon “went crazy,” as they’ll make sure you know) will be devastated.
ICE San Francisco arrested illegal alien Felix Medina Nieto, 42, of Mexico, in Orinda. He has convictions for 3 DUIs, traffic offenses and obstructing police. He is in ICE custody pending immigration proceedings.
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Democrats’ vague gesturing about “healthcare” is really just promising more of this.
For the past week I've read on here that Obamacare premiums are set to rise 13%, which follows large increases in preceding years. Simultaneously there are endless stories of Medicare/Medicaid fraud, usually by foreigners. Those of us who patiently pay our taxes and follow the rules are a bunch of suckers.
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Since people seem to enjoy my junior associate stories, a firm I worked at had a Halloween costume contest. Unspoken rule was that it was for the staff. A first year associate wore a very elaborate witch costume to work, not realizing she’d be the only lawyer in costume.
Reminds me of a story I heard from someone I worked with early in his career. Partner was reaming him out for not sending some memo. Associate insists he sent it. Partner quietly searched Outlook and then said he’s not going to debate about whether or not it was sent.
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This is somewhat true, but the trick is to find good restaurants that have been open a while, cater to a 35-50 crowd, and don’t do much social media. Good example is Routier in San Francisco. Great food, can walk in and get a table most nights. Not on many “lists” and doesn’t need to be. Terzo is another one.
Genuinely think that Resy and OpenTable have ruined the restaurant scene in many cities, including NYC Impossible to walk into a great restaurant and be pleasantly surprised. Unless you are making plans weeks ahead of time, you will never find a seat Social media obviously also has a lot to do with it too. Every decent place now has massive lines in front of it. There is no sense of hidden gems that only locals know about Feels like the spontaneous experience of dining no longer exists
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Judge Oldham shows that legal writing can be entertaining without being theatrical and annoying.
Did Trader Joes, the "California-based, famously-progressive grocery chain harbor[] some secret animus against people who took COVID seriously"? Judge Oldham (Trump) thought no in a dissent. Now the full Fifth Circuit will review Judge Douglas's (Biden) majority opinion.
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Reminds me of a story I heard from someone I worked with early in his career. Partner was reaming him out for not sending some memo. Associate insists he sent it. Partner quietly searched Outlook and then said he’s not going to debate about whether or not it was sent.
Just remembered that in my first year of practice my supervising attorney said “maybe this just isn’t for you” after her stupid assistant let a deadline pass while I was away on military leave (drill weekend). Everything was prepped, just needed her signature and filing.
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I’ve eaten many burritos in San Francisco, including every top ranked spot. The first burrito I’ve had in LA (Sonoratown) was orders of magnitude better than anything in San Francisco.
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If you have a baby/toddler, this.
What can you buy for less than $75 that’ll change your life?
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Jesse Franklin-Murdock retweeted
Anthropic will make ~1,000 employees worth +$100m at $2 trillion market cap. There's ~11,000 Americans with $100m in investable assets. So something like 1 in 12 Americans with $100m (liquid) will be from Anthropic. If you add in Openai, maybe 1 in 7.
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Plot twist: the lawyer accused of White mediocrity was affiliated with the Center for Intersectionality and Social Policy Studies at Columbia University and took his wife’s last name.
WTF: “I think what’s happening here, quite candidly, is you are very intimidated for some reason, Mr. Young, with Black excellence, in light of your White mediocrity. Yeah. Right?,” Judge Brown said. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law…
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Jesse Franklin-Murdock retweeted
👀👀 An actual in-court exchange between a lawyer & TX federal judge Ada Brown, now facing an ethics investigation for a slew of misconduct, including mistreating lawyers, law clerks & staff, refusing to manage her docket &, in practice, “abandoning” her job as judge. @The_LAP_
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The funny thing about this map is that the portions marked “?” includes Molise, which is a region that present day Italians joke does not exist.
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I am generally anti-regulation, but I could get behind a complete and total shutdown of food delivery apps. Pizza and Chinese places can deliver using their own drivers. Otherwise no delivery allowed.
I accidentally did a DoorDash pickup order to a ghost kitchen in SOMA and it’s like another country. Nothing but e-“bikes” and people showing their order code to the automated iPad pickup system
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